Reblog To Have Mark Watch Your Followers At Night

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Steve: I've wanted to be a trophy wife since I was a little boy

thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

mental illness is having gender envy for james acaster

I can't stop laughing at Bucky's facial expression.

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Happy Pride!

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp 

IRONDICK WILL LIVE ON!!!!!

#irondick

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!