I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....
......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad
- so who is your favorite comedian?
- well, I guess James Acaster. his comedy is very thought through and clever.
meanwhile, James Acaster :
everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!
"i was standing in someone else's happiness begging to be let in" is such a poignant line you'd expect it to be from a poetry book or something but instead it's from james acaster's 1999 cold lasagne hate myself
I accidentally read this out loud.
My mom said some people like whores a lot.
My mom's like why would you want a t-shirt bra, it makes it look like you don't have anything on underneath? And than she's like don't wear that bra either, you can see the lines and everything. WELL WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT TO JUST GO WITHOUT ONE??? lol
No anon that make you a whore and nobody likes whores /s
He’s not just a number — he’s a human with a dream, and he wants to live with dignity." ✊
I’m his brother, and today I’m sharing this video where Mohammed talks about our pain, our life, and the dream he refuses to give up — even in the middle of war.
If his voice reaches your heart, please help him continue his journey. ❤️
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You are the light in our darkest days. You are the hope. ⭐