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I think it'd be hilarious if Steph was a messy drunk

Like:

Steph, drunk off his ass, has novelty star shaped sunglasses on, laying his head on a pizza box, and having a heart to heart with a mop: I juss really luv himb yaknow?... He's juss so so SO speshul to me

Wong: Is he talking about you?

Tony: No

Wong: Then who?

Tony: Bob ross

You know what would be ironic?

Writing a paper on sleep deprivation, which left you sleep deprived because of having to write it.

I feel like the travel man episode with james acaster is just james and joe making everyone vaguely uncomfortable and giving off gay couple vibes for about an hour

Friend: Where do you think they keep actors while they’re shooting stuff?

Me: I don’t know. Maybe suspended animation.

Friend: omg! That explains Paul Rudd.

Me desperately trying not to laugh: yeah totally

Behold

No. Wrong. It should say “This is a ken.” And “This Barbie rides the squirrel.”

I’m just right.

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

how do people ummmm focus and pay attention and get out of the mind and into the world