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McGonagall: Did you have breakfast today?

Snape: Of course

McGonagall: What did you have?

Snape: Oh, just a salad

McGonagall: A salad?

Snape: A grape salad

McGonagall: ...

Snape: A liquid grape salad

McGonagall: Severus...

Snape: Wine. It was wine.

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

Gasp, all this weird stuff has happened now all my stuff is gone?!? *GASP* I wOnDeR wHy ThIs Is HaPpEnInG?!?!

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

why must I live in a world where no man will ever love me to the point that his honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment he spends in my presence.

How am I suppose to live with the fact that I will never be the bane of someone’s existence and the object of all their desires??!

That Barbie x Harry Potter/ Star Wars AU about to be interesting 🤔🤣

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PLEASE

Today's tea.

Lily Evans did not deserve Severus Snape after everything she allowed him to be put through by the marauders.

Don't @ me with "she tried to stop them", if she really cared she wouldn't have ended up in a relationship with the guy who bullied her childhood friend so much he became depressed.

Severus deserved better than Lily. Period.

Severus didn’t need to come in that hot like damn Snaddy 🥵

Found these amazing pieces of art on the internet. The iconic trio of professors of Hogwarts. The bravest Slytherin with two of the best Gryffindor teachers!

Images taken from Google. Cred go to original creator. 

Louder for the people in the back please!

I know this has been discussed to death but

The double standards anti-Snape people have regarding his behavior as a child/teenager are like... ridiculous.

When other characters display immature and bad behavior as children, it's attributed to them being just normal, ignorant, immature kids who can't be expected to know any better yet.

When Snape does it however... it's him being BAD and evil on purpose, because for some weird reason his haters just expect that he, a neglected and mistreated child, should know better? It's like he's not allowed to be an ignorant kid like the others, as if he should be expected to act like a mature, mentally sound adult (that he never was) all the way back when he is an actual child, and when he doesn't act that way, it's taken as proof that he's choosing to be human excrement and deserves everything bad that happens to him.

When James butts into his conversation with Lily on the train and insults the house he wants to go to? It's James just being an ignorant, stupid kid with no self control yet – it's no big deal. He's just being a kid.

When Snape hits back and insults James' favorite house (in a much milder manner even)? He's openly disrespecting James' opinion AND insulting James' family for being Gryffindor – what an intolerant douche! He should act more mature and know better than to take the bait!

When Petunia disrespects him on the playground? Well, she's an ordinary, middle-class child, how can we expect her NOT to judge that greasy weirdo from the bad neighborhood jumping out from the bush and claiming to be a wizard? That's just how children are – they judge other kids for being weird, because they don't know any better. It's no big deal. She's just being a kid.

When Snape retaliates and is more or less like 'Well I don't respect you either, you're a muggle and you don't matter to me'? He's an evil bigot, judging Petunia for something she can't help. How dare he not turn the other cheek and act kindly and respectfully towards her, even if she doesn't do the same for him? It would be the right and mature thing to do.

When the Marauders as teenagers create a magical map that they can use to invade others' privacy by practically stalking their location at Hogwarts at any time, it's just wholesome and endearing, a cool thing for a brilliant and mischievous group of friends. When 11-year-old Snape and Lily read Petunia's letter from Dumbledore (because he's curious about a muggle writing to Hogwarts), it's a borderline criminal breach of privacy, an awful act of disrespect and most importantly, all his fault.

The list of examples could go on and on.

People act like Snape owes respect to people who disrespected him first, but they don't hold other characters to the same standard. It's so ridiculous. You just know that if it was the other way around, if young Snape was the one going around disrespecting others first, everybody would be cheering the insulted characters on to hit back at Snape twice as hard. You just know. It's in the fics.

But Snape is different. He's ugly and weird and poor, so he should just accept some amount of disrespect and disdain from his betters other people. He is not allowed to hit back at all – he is expected to respect everyone around him regardless of whether they have earned it, yet nobody else is expected to give him that same basic respect. It just rubs me the wrong way.

Yes please 😋😳😍

スネイプさんがサスペンダー着けてたらいいなー！

Severus Snape is going to take me out for dinner and then go to the movies.

Yes please Snaddy 🤣😋😝

Type "Severus Snape and the" and let your keyboard complete it for you

Severus Snape and the rest of my life

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Thank you very much.

*grumbles while sobbing in a corner* motherfucker has me crying and i haven’t even seen the damn special yet.

Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts 2022

Literally same

I have black cat and am too not dead!

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

Omg my heart ❤️💚

Daniel Radcliffe’s note card to Alan Rickman. Sources say this was during Dan’s earlier years of filming Harry Potter. I could only imagine Alan’s reaction when he received this. 😭🥰

Excuse me but its Ben Solo put respec on his name

The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU)

Han and Kylo try and have some bonding time. Unfortunately for Kylo, his father is a total smart ass.

The rest of the series is here

Omg im actually writing a paper on one of her articles! So weird that this popped up on my feed.

Poems & Words

This… this right here.

when your otp is just starting to get along and it’s only starting to bloom and you just feel like

and when one of them doesn’t communicate well and fucks everything up

but then they finally resolve everything and they’re so fucking cute that it hurts

and then they bang

I really love this fan art 😍💚

Words to describe facial expressions

Absent: preoccupied 

Agonized: as if in pain or tormented

Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire

Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest

Beatific: blissful

Black: angry or sad, or hostile

Bleak: hopeless

Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern

Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent

Brooding: anxious and gloomy

Bug eyed: frightened or surprised

Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed

Cheeky: cocky, insolent

Cheerless: sad

Choleric: hot-tempered, irate

Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings

Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor

Despondent: depressed or discouraged

Doleful: sad or afflicted

Dour: stern or obstinate

Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing

Ecstatic: delighted or entranced

Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible

Fixed: concentrated or immobile

Gazing: staring intently

Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive

Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion

Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic

Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness

Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty

Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism

Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant

Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit

Jeering: insulting or mocking

Languid: lazy or weak

Leering: sexually suggestive

Mild: easygoing

Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful

Pained: affected with discomfort or pain

Peering: with curiosity or suspicion

Peeved: annoyed

Pleading: seeking apology or assistance

Quizzical: questioning or confused

Radiant: bright, happy

Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident

Sardonic: mocking

Sour: unpleasant

Sullen: resentful

Vacant: blank or stupid looking

Wan: pale, sickly

Wary: cautious or cunning

Wide eyed: frightened or surprised

Withering: devastating

Wrathful: indignant or vengeful

Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling

This is me right now.

𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚗 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 🍂🍁🪔 @kaitlyn_fuhrman on TikTok

Seasons: Autumn/Fall (2/?)

The leaves are all dead on the ground, Save those that the oak is keeping To ravel them one by one And let them go scraping and creeping Out over the crusted snow, When others are sleeping.

Aleksander and Alina’s Height Difference Shadow and Bone (2021)

Please reblog if you ship them, or like the thought of them.