- Evelyn Waugh, From Brideshead Revisited (1945)

Ok first off how do you hate DAMON GODDAMN SALVATORE he is a sexy vampire who’s eyes are like too pretty for words, and secondly why TONY FUCKING STARK?!?!? He is IRONMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!! And lastly really... really lay off of PROFESSOR POTIONS MASTER SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE THE HALF-BLOOD FUCKING PRINCE!!!!!!

Wow. How is it possible to hate these four amazing and entertaining characters… Also, how fucking boring. Like I don’t even want to hear their reasons, this is simply boring.

why must I live in a world where no man will ever love me to the point that his honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment he spends in my presence.

How am I suppose to live with the fact that I will never be the bane of someone’s existence and the object of all their desires??!

This is me right now.

7.09 - Pie-Mary

If this aint the realist shit! I swear this happens to me all the damn time!

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Me:

Literally same

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I mean i 100% agree with this, but when you go somewhere that clearly stated that the actors wouldnt touch you ( there was a special thing where they could touch you but i in no way shape or form spent money on that shit) and then half way through one actor grabbed my arm (resulting in a huge hand bruise), i screamed and told him to let me go your hurting me, and he said no im not you bitch, and ended up not letting go till i kicked him in the man junk. So yes i agree not to harm the people you pay to scare but if they harm you well... a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

“You think she’s undamaged, with her pale skin and too blue eyes, no scars for you to see. Seek deeper… We all crave relief, from pain, and relief comes far too easily with sharp silver and carved skin. She may not have scars for you see, but they’re there. She’s locked them in. For every time she doesn’t mark her skin, it tears her from the inside. For every time, the angry words and the equally angry tears, muffled by the pillow had to be enough; an invisible scar drew itself. Unseen scars are harder to heal, easier to conceal. For every scar she doesn’t have, she does. Go look.”

— FLC (It’s harder not to…)