Where They Fucking High?!? 😂🤔😂

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PLEASE

Today's tea.

Lily Evans did not deserve Severus Snape after everything she allowed him to be put through by the marauders.

Don't @ me with "she tried to stop them", if she really cared she wouldn't have ended up in a relationship with the guy who bullied her childhood friend so much he became depressed.

Severus deserved better than Lily. Period.

Ok first off how do you hate DAMON GODDAMN SALVATORE he is a sexy vampire who’s eyes are like too pretty for words, and secondly why TONY FUCKING STARK?!?!? He is IRONMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!! And lastly really... really lay off of PROFESSOR POTIONS MASTER SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE THE HALF-BLOOD FUCKING PRINCE!!!!!!

Wow. How is it possible to hate these four amazing and entertaining characters… Also, how fucking boring. Like I don’t even want to hear their reasons, this is simply boring.

This is so good omg 😍

Young Severus Snape Sketch

I fuckin love me some Clyde Logan!

“my life of crime is over.”

I have yet to see Logan Lucky but I’m absolutely in love with Clyde.

this is some funny shit like omfg

Snow Fight - Kylo Ren vs Rey Part 4 (Masochist Kylo)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

From WeHeartIt

This i need this to become an actual meme

Snape Meme:

Dumbledore interviewing Snape for a teaching position at Hogwarts: Can you perform under pressure? 

Snape: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody. 

Words to describe facial expressions

Absent: preoccupied 

Agonized: as if in pain or tormented

Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire

Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest

Beatific: blissful

Black: angry or sad, or hostile

Bleak: hopeless

Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern

Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent

Brooding: anxious and gloomy

Bug eyed: frightened or surprised

Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed

Cheeky: cocky, insolent

Cheerless: sad

Choleric: hot-tempered, irate

Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings

Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor

Despondent: depressed or discouraged

Doleful: sad or afflicted

Dour: stern or obstinate

Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing

Ecstatic: delighted or entranced

Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible

Fixed: concentrated or immobile

Gazing: staring intently

Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive

Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion

Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic

Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness

Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty

Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism

Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant

Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit

Jeering: insulting or mocking

Languid: lazy or weak

Leering: sexually suggestive

Mild: easygoing

Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful

Pained: affected with discomfort or pain

Peering: with curiosity or suspicion

Peeved: annoyed

Pleading: seeking apology or assistance

Quizzical: questioning or confused

Radiant: bright, happy

Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident

Sardonic: mocking

Sour: unpleasant

Sullen: resentful

Vacant: blank or stupid looking

Wan: pale, sickly

Wary: cautious or cunning

Wide eyed: frightened or surprised

Withering: devastating

Wrathful: indignant or vengeful

Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling

Literally same