Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For Humphrey.

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

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7 years ago
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??
Does This Mean Finn’s Backpack Is Red To Him, And BMO Is Red Too? Is The Treehouse Red To Him??

does this mean finn’s backpack is red to him, and BMO is red too? Is the treehouse red to him??

7 years ago

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

5 years ago
Choose Your Fav Saeran! ☆
Choose Your Fav Saeran! ☆
Choose Your Fav Saeran! ☆

Choose your fav Saeran! ☆

6 years ago

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
Gonna Have Myself A Delicious Chocolate Croissant.
7 years ago
⭐️laughing Julian On Your Dashboard⭐️

⭐️laughing Julian on your dashboard⭐️

5 years ago

*making grabby hands* more??? MORE??? 🥺🥺🥺

Title: Snake Boy! 🐍

Summary: short story for Naga! Izuku that I might continue ;)

Warnings: obsession, kidnapping, sexual themes/tension?

Title: Snake Boy! 🐍

The woods looked long. And even longer and more complicated at night.

(Y/N) was at her wits end of paranoia. She had seen a ton of horror movies and stories about the woods being dangerous at night, or some killer hunts them down. Whatever situation, she still felt jumpy.

Oh, how she regretted going into the woods at this hour. (Y/N) went to a summer camp with a couple friends, when she had just ventured off to take a breath of fresh air when she stumbled curiously across the forest. But what dragged her in the most was the cry she heard from the bushes.

Her heart thrummed with excitement, splitting her in half because any logical part of her brain was telling her that she shouldn’t investigate. Like every stereotypical white chick in a horror movie.

But yet she did. An unknown force called curiosity and worry for the person overwhelmed her, so how could she not? At least she would die for a good cause, she reasoned. But her brain called bullshit.

She had been wandering for a while when the person cried out again, this time softer but more pained.

“Hello?” She called out. It sounded nearby. Her heart would go into cardiac arrest soon if her impending doom anxiety didn’t stop.

A whimper was heard from behind a bramble of bushes, which she rushed to. Struggling to get the stubborn plants out of the way of her vision, she realized that what she had been hearing wasn’t human at all.

Well, kind of. In a way. It was a creature with the upper body of a teenage male with curly, green hair and emerald eyes, with the lower body of a snake. And no garter/garden snake either. A naga. A real life naga, with a huge gash in his abdomen. He looked about to pass out, blood smeared into his hair and fingers by someone- or more, something else.

Concerned hazed over the shock, so naturally, the (h/c) girl tried coaxing him awake. “Oh my gosh... you need some help.” She held his head in her lap now. Gentle, silky, voice with soft touched against her plump thighs, she looked like an angel towards the hazy Izuku. “P-Please, stay awake for me. I’m going to try and help you.”

She remembered that in the bag she took with her had medical supplies in it for emergencies. It had patches, scissors, bandages, stilts, medicine, all kinds of bandaids, gauze, etc.

So she got to work in fixing the male up. “You should be fine now.” She gave her water bottle and some ibuprofen to the snake boy.

He shook his tail happily, a small smile on his face. He begrudgedly sat up from her warm lap. “You’re really fascinating, and so pretty...” She whispered out, flustering the naga. He put his hands over his face. She was continually surprised by how he understood her.

“I have to go soon,” the girl said to him. His eyebrows furrowed. His face scrunched up with sadness. And then he whimpered. It was quite weird to say that it was even an adorable sight to witness.

“Can you speak?” She asked.

He nodded, gurgling out a reply obviously not in English or human.

“Definitely not an English major, I see. Do you have a name?”

He hissed something that suspiciously sounded like a “ku” at the end.

“Izuku?” (Y/N) asked. His face went pink as he nodded. He seemed flustered at the use of his name. The girl smiled. “I love it! It fits you.” He was so cute. “I’m (Y/N).”

It gurgley mimicked her name and she smiled brightly. “Yes, like that.”

“Before I go, can I give you a hug?”

Izuku tilted his head in confusion as if to say “what’s that?”.

(Y/N) gestured with her arms. “Y’know... a hug? You’re telling me you’ve never had one before?”

Another shake of his head, as the female gaped. “Let me show you, then you do it back to me.”

(Y/N) inched closer to his sitting form, his curious emerald eyes gazing at her in bewilderment. She was kind of straddling him as she struggled to find a good hugging position.

Then, the girl wrapped her arms around his body and brought him to her, intimately pressed up against her body, (Y/N) regretting not wearing a bra. Her breasts softly pressed up against his muscular chest, nipples hardening at the coldness of his body.

He suddenly became really warm. A groan slipped out from his sharp toothed mouth.

Izuku had never felt this before.

Affection. Not hate, like from Kacchan, genuine, love and care.

She was so soft, so fragile, so warm and comfortable. His face went red and his heart felt like it was going to burst out of his ribcage.

His pain was momentarily forgotten when he was in her arms. She smelled so good too... he mimicked the hug, squeezing him against him like an anaconda snake, his tail curling around her.

...He decided he wanted her as his mate right then and there. No matter what.

Izuku lifted her into his tail, which slithered around her and she became anxious. “Izuku? What are you doing?”

And the girl was knocked out cold. Black surrounded her vision and she fell into an dreamless sleep.

6 years ago

RFA + MC Who Vapes Because of Stress

it was like 3am when I got the idea so just roll with it

Zen

he’s really confused when you get a little pen out while you’re on his roof

‘MC what are you doing?’

theN SMOKE COMES OUT OF IT

he’s is s h o c k

doesn’t know what vaping is at all so he’s confused

you explain it and he’s like???

dRuGs MC???

but he tries it anyways

he has his cigarettes and you have your weird little pen so he feels a little bit better

still,,,, you don’t drink

and you do it for stress,,,,

Jaehee

she hATES IT

has read about vaping and doesn’t agree with you doing it

the first time she noticed was a little after you accepted her proposal at the party

you stepped out for a bit so she followed to check on how you where doing

and you got a box looking thing brought it to your mouth

she scared you when she came up to you mid vape so you totally fucking panicked and coughed like crazy

she suspended it until after the party like a mom

she had to admit you did smell nice, watermelon suited you but she didn’t want it to be because of vaping

she absolutely HATES that you do it

she understands that it calms you down but,,,

she’s was stressed all the time too

she also knows how expensive it is to vape in Korea

thinks it’s a waste of money and always encourages you to stop

Yoosung

he notices you get a little box looking thing, like a usb

this boy knows what it is

has tried it before but didn’t really like it

it makes him cough

you explain that it helpes you relax so he gets it

after all you where in an apartment,,, with a bomb

he doesn’t really mind but if you have your vaping he’s going to have his gaming

he’ll vape with you sometimes on days of a big exam

the RFA members lowkey think you’re a bad influence on him

Jumin

realistically speaking he’s probably invested into some vape company

not cigarette companies because he thinks they’re worse

and he’s a lowkey liberal but literally no one tell his father he’ll kill him

personal headcanon: he vapes, and has done worse shit too

this boy must have struggled in the beginning and as a young child in the industry I think he had to smoke at some point

we know that he drinks and that’s all fine and dandy

but he vapes dammit

not on a regular basis but he knows okay

but when you spend most of your time on the roof he figured you just liked it up there

so he goes up to check on you and you almost drop your pen

to make matters worse you cuss too

‘fUCK JUMIN, YOu, s-scared me god’

when you calm down he grabs the pen

you freeze

he takes a big ass inhale and uses a lot of your juice

he blows it in your face and tells you that you can just crack a window in the apartment as long as Elizabeth The 3rd isn’t around

everyone is stunned, trustfundkid is a badass

Seven

he vapes lmao

this boy, the stress he’s under,,,

he’s probably a big old junky honestly

stays away from the hardcore drugs

but vapes in a daily basis

Vanderwood takes his vape stuff when he doesn’t work so he invites you and you both just vape

you caught him vaping behind the building and he thought you where a cop that was gonna fine him so he almost r a n

but he realized it was you and told you not to say anything then you grabbed his pen and vaped

he was fucking weak and he thought it was so hot???

you just become like a smoke couple

4 years ago
I Made Some Sero Headers Because I Love My Son So Much
I Made Some Sero Headers Because I Love My Son So Much
I Made Some Sero Headers Because I Love My Son So Much

I made some Sero headers because I love my son so much

Reblog if you use, please!

7 years ago

Ryan Magee’s laugh

reblog if you agree

7 years ago

Garrett Watts

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