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Me trying not to smile/laugh when reading a fluffy fic in public place:

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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

NICE STUTTER DUMBASS

“I think he’s got a lot of twink-ish features.”

“Don’t play with my hair.”

“I didn’t play with your hair- I did play with your hair”

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

Do y’all not remember the Wiggles dropping an absolute banger of a song about this???

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny