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hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness

jimin talking about the time he cried in front of his parents😢 ↳ for anon

[cr. nabinuna1204 | trans. vernal_bom]

no because what in the world makes him think pulling shit like this is okay

hottest man alive

"Don't take it personally" How would you like me to take it then? Professionally? Romantically? Academically?

I-

the phantom | yandere!taehyung au

SECOND INSTALLMENT | HALLOWEEN YANDERE SERIES

pairing: yandere!taehyung x reader (f)

genre: yandere, slight horror

warnings: mature themes, obsessive & unhealthy behavior, tormenting, stalking, paranormal themes, parallel universe / time travel , graphic language, violent themes (TW: mentions of suicide)

word count: 8.1k

tag list: @rkuqu​

Synopsis: Spending Halloween serving preteens greasy popcorn and cleaning spilled soda off the carpets isn’t what you had in mind for a fun night. But lucky for you, your night is about to get real interesting when a series of unfortunate events start occurring throughout the movie theater and your soon to uncover the horrifying curse that surrounds your part-time job.

Based on the Disney classic;  Phantom of the Megaplex

You hand over the two red slushies to the couple over the counter alongside a tray of nachos.

“Enjoy the movie.” You say as they gather their food and swiftly make their way down the long dimly lit movie theater hallway.

The young girl sitting on one of the benches outside the restroom entrances gave you a harsh glare. Her arms were tightly crossed and if you were being honest , her attempts of looking even the least bit intimidating were humorous. She looked severely constipated more than anything.

“You’re not seeing the movie no matter how much you grind those little cavity filled teeth of yours. “ You deadpan to your sister who only further scowls.

“Did you just see those two nerds who went inside? The guy looked like he was about to vomit over his food.” Yulhee exclaimed referring to the guy who had indeed been shaking slightly when you had given him his drinks , you figured he was on a first date or was just severely afraid of horror films.

“The guy was clearly of age. Something you’re not, now you can either go to the arcade like I first told you to or you can sit there and shut up.” You snapped, not needing the added stress of your little sister’s incoming tantrum.

The night was already a disaster. It was the 90th anniversary of the famous horror film from the 1930’s Phantom starring the deceased actor Kim Taehyung. A known legend among horror film fanatics and to make things even more chaotic, this movie theatre was located in his hometown.

And of course it all happened to fall on Halloween night.

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LOL namjoon please…

This is why my mother is blocked 😅

Uhm… i probably die 🤠✋🏻

no but like what if one day ballet!yn was being teased by some of the girls in the class during their pre-class stretch about how she thinks balletteacher!jm is a SMOKE n shes like gUYS SHUT UP but jimin is like >:))) oh oKAY

➺ pairing; park jimin x reader

➺ genre; balletteacher!jiminiverse!!! mr. park is back n hotter than ever!!! everyone seemed to miss him so he’s bACK i’m going to be honest with u there is some sexual tension here but we all saw that coming 

➺ wordcount: 3k

➺ what to expect; “park jimin is a tall glass of water and we are all thirsty.” 

➺ optional reading: not necessary but you can read this drabble before getting started on this one! 

➺ note; this was sent in a whiLe ago!! better late than never >:-)i have no idea why i was suddenly inspired to write aLL of this tonight because i have to wake up at 8 and it is currently 2:15am and i haven’t showered yet but i had to do it for ballet teacher jimin because just like y/n i too am hot for teaCHER

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“surprise, surprise… look who’s late again!” seulgi smiles a little toO sweetly as you stumble into the classroom

“the bus was late, it’s not my fault-“ you grumble as you drop to the floor to join the other girls who are in the middle of warming up

“well, you should think about leaving campus a little earlier if it means coming here on time like the rest of us.” seulgi sighs as she turns side to side to check herself out in the mirror

“oh my god-“ you gasp in mock shock in the middle of pulling one of your leg warmers on

seulgi glances at you from the mirror “what?”

“…is that a pimple i spot?” you point up towards her forehead and her eyes widen in horror as she leans closer to the mirror

“what?!” she smooths her fingers over her forehead furiously and you can’t help but snort

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jimin thinks y/n can’t commit to him and that’s not the truth at all

➺ pairing; park jimin x reader 

➺ genre; balletteacher!jiminiverse!! honk honk humour!! a teensy touch of fluff!! depending on how you feel towards angst this is either hurts-so-bad-but-that’s-what-makes-it-good angst or oh-my-god-who-hurt-you angst!! seulgi is a pot-stirrer and she knows it and that’s why we love her!! 

➺ wordcount; 10.7k

➺ summary; after watching a particularly electric performance by mr. park and miss im, a little voice in the back of your head suggests there may be a slight possibility that jimin is still in love with his ex — which can’t be true… right?

➺ what to expect; “all i know is that i would not want to be the girlfriend who comes after im nayeon.”

(unfortunately i wasn’t able to track down the original maker of this gif but this is where i sourced it from! all credits go to the original creator of course :-))

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“let’s go for B… 1.” you mutter to yourself, punching the code into the keypad before sliding a couple of quarters into the slot of the vending machine

you listen carefully for the telltale sound of the coins clinking at the bottom of the metal box before grinning widely, “come to me, my sweet m&ms!” 

the vending machine suddenly whirs to life and you can’t help but watch in anticipation, the metal wires coiling downwards as the brightly coloured package of mini m&ms starts to move forward slowly 

of course, because nothing ever goes your way: you resist the urge to drop to your knees and let out a cry of anguish when it ends up getting trapped in between the wires only a second later 

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I- *wheeze sounds*

yoongi: hey jun-

jungkook’s brain:

don’t say it

don’t say it

don’t say it

don’t say it

don’t say it

jungkook: 🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn’t 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon’ find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon’ 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

yoongi: *crying on the floor* i just wanted some pizza

how does fishes have orgasm?

hi. this is my attempt at writing a story, I hope you like it. I've only written the prologue so far... BUT I'll try to get it done. anyway, thanks for your time, hope you enjoy it BYEEE

forget about your troubles. come nap with me

𝙨𝙚𝙤𝙠𝙟𝙞𝙣 - 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 1

𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨

Well hello kids. I like mans and this account is only about mans. Shall we begin? — @kboyzworld

BTS Butter Concept Photo Version 1

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

Any remedies for a broken heart? Cause it f#cking hurts.

“I feel myself shutting down, closing off, like I should tell people, ‘No, we don’t use this heart anymore. It’s too fragile.’”

— Courtney C. Stevens

THE OTHER DAY I SAW THIS MANUFACTURING COMPANY THAT HOISTED A PRIDE FLAG 😭💀

So beautiful

Lol

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

‼️ support ‼️ ur ‼️content ‼️ creators‼️and ‼️fic ‼️authors ‼️ by ‼️ reblogging ‼️ and ‼️ stop ‼️ treating ‼️ this ‼️ site ‼️ like ‼️ instagram ‼️

You must be fucking kidding me.

Anyways, if you’re not Palestinian/Arab and want to wear a keffiyeh in solidarity during a protest or something, then please do so by ordering an actual authentic keffiyehs made by Hirbawi, the last original Palestinian keffiyeh factory in Palestine. 

Their beautiful keffiyehs come in so many colors/pattern and all of them are under 19 Euros (I ordered one and I can tell you that they’re very high quality and soft)

Home site: http://hirbawi.ps 

Europe: http://MADEinPALESTINE.de 

US: http://hirbawiusa.com 

Worldwide: https://www.kufiya.org/

Do you have any tips on how to keep a positive space on Tumblr?

Blacklist all tags, key words and content you don't want to see. Tumblr's tagging system does suck ass on any given day but they did make up for it a little by allowing you to blacklist words and phrases in the actual post, too. Be liberal and unapologetic with blocking any content you don't want to see on your dashboard. You can't get upset or get triggered by something you can't see. Following someone does not mean you want/have to see everything they post.

Block any user, for any reason. There's a strange concept in most online communities right now (especially Twitter) that blocking or unfollowing someone is bad. On Twitter especially, where people have placed value on how many followers you have, the latest demand is that you mute someone rather than unfollow/block them. Fuck that. You don't need an extreme reason to block or unfollow someone. You don't need to explain your choice or defend it. You especially don't need to apologise for it. Whatever the reason; block or unfollow them as and when it suits you.

You don't actually have to answer hate mail. It's actually better if you don't. I run a popular blog in a specific fandom and used to get anon hate all the time for the smallest or weirdest of things. I never answered it, and now I haven't received any hate mail for over two years. Block the sender and delete the message. That's it. Don't argue with them, don't try to reason with or placate them. Don't air them out to your followers. Just pretend you never got it. For one; they can't send you another one anyway. And for two; it damn well pisses them off to sit there waiting for you to react while you're living your best life.

Likewise, you don't have to get involved if you disagree with a post. You don't have to argue with every opinion or statement you disagree with. You don't have to get involved in a fight or discussion that doesn't involve you. You don't have to defend anything. It's perfectly fine for you to live your Tumblr life drama-free. Someone else can prove them wrong. Someone else can defend your favorite character. Someone else can offer that advice.

Tumblr popularity is a social construct and nobody actually cares. Stop eyeballing your follower count and fretting over it. It's an inconsequential number on a digital screen. Most of those people won't ever actually matter to you or impact your life. There are blogs with 20,000+ followers and blogs with 3 followers. The only thing that matters is if you're enjoying the space and community you have and if you're comfortable and safe. If you do really want more followers, there are multiple positive, healthy ways you can grow your follower count.

Tend your fandom garden and it will grow. You don't have to, but thinking of your online space like a garden is a good way to maintain a positive, active, growing space. Supporting the other members of your community is a good way to not only keep the space/community active, but it's a way to help other people have a positive experience and to cultivate your own space. Reblog content if you enjoyed it. Leave a comment here and there on something. Even if it's just a heart emoji. Maybe once a week select a blog and send them a nice, uplifting ask. Again, you don't have to. But I personally feel happier knowing I'm contributing to the positivity, growth and content of my community.

Tagging some fandoms for exposure.

jungkook really tried to use his black card in a vending machine 😂 

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