So Patmat If You Will....

I keep trying to be silent cuz my roommates like to sleep in but god forbid you have to get up for any reason ciz if I shift my wait even slightly my bed bed starts creaking like the joints of en elderly man

Ok so tumbler I figured out the problem with boomers....they all have lead posining.ALL OF THEM. How you know this I hear you asking well my mother ( a boomer) had lead paint on her baby crib and all the wall of her house! It was standard! my mom even had crystal drinking glasses made from lead. My dad also a boomer went to a school that had a lead tank and piping for the children's water fountain! And most city's have or had lead piping mostly used for drinking water! And lead paint was only band SPASTICITY FOR HOMES in 1978! And even worse to add to this monumentally idiotic trend of lead in everything...we've known about the dangers of lead poisoning since fucking hellenistic greek. In case you don't know lead poisoning in children can lead to mental problems, developmental delays, neurological changes and memory loss, and any exposure to lead is considered dangerous.

Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃

Tumbler you don't understand I actually need to know this like I'm writing an essay that's past due and this is where I'm stuck

How do I say down bad in a professional stance like how do I get across that this theory is reliant on someone being really fucking horny?????

The Santa clause 1 movie really said acab didn't it

Merry Christmas everybody,

For this Christmas am I going to pretend to be a normal human being for once? No. No I am not. Am I going hide in the corner avoiding my family while lisining to buzzfeed unsolved and reading a book on poison? Yes. Yes I am. Should my family be concerned? Probably-

Happy saturnalia my fellow Freaks-

Happy Halloween my fellow freeks