Guys Its Ok, He's Going Through His Midlife Crisis 🤭

yesss also the hand that feeds is AMAZING

i NEED a dorlene fanfiction full of feelings and emotions and love PLEASE and thank you

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

sirius and dorcas are hogwarts's smart + hot duo. everyones confused as to why tf theyre dating those sad soggy losers (remus and marlene)

Remus: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry. 

Sirius: You just said it again. 

Harry:

Remus: I am not a role model.

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

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At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

Harry: School sucks. I keep almost dying.

Remus: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. 

Harry: What are jobs like? 

Remus: They suck.

Harry: But how often do you almost die?

Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Dorcas: Will you marry me?

Marlene: idk man that’s kinda gay