this is brilliant, out-standing, I need more
sqq post-abyss deciding that the best way to avoid death by lbh is to marry mbj because come on would lbh kill his biggest ally’s husband? (no but he might kill mbj for marrying sqq). and he brings this idea to sqh because sqh has a direct hotline to mbj. sqh glares at him and goes ‘but I Have Feelings For Him Already’ and sqq goes quiet because man he can’t break the bro code. and sqh is like the only person he can talk to without acting. so he comes up with the brilliant idea that he and sqh should get married and then seduce mbj together. sqh thinks about this for maybe .5 seconds before agreeing bc honestly his life is already so goddamn weird why the hell not. hang on i’ll continue this later i have a lecture,
I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
scum villain is fun because there's so many porn tropes but then again there's also the horrors (thinking about how shen yuan's siblings calls to him have gone unanswered for weeks, maybe even months, until one of his family members, probably his little sister, decides to pop in to check on him, maybe with a container of home cooked dumplings and a jokingly soft "just making sure you haven't died, yuan-ge" only for her to find his rotting corpse, slumped over the computer almost as if he just fell asleep while reading again and would wake up soon to groan and shrug off her concerns and tell her about the new chapter of that novel he hates so much,
everything in this is so perfect, the broken vessel, the hollow knight fricking stuck, Hornet in the role of a single mom
you wanted drawing requests so: vessels in a mcdonalds playplace
this made me crave mcdonald
PLEASE ???
SOMEONE GIVE FRANCE SOMETHING
Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.
Dude no listen love isn't real it can't hurt you bro I swear
I have (1) favourite conspiracy theory
Europeans when Ukraine was announced as the winner:
it makes me shed a tear everytime without fail
Update tomorrow - two most beautiful words a person can read today
funniest picture about 8th September imo
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