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Hi, I'm Tabby. I just really like writing horny fanfic. I write spicy and sweet content for the following:

MASTER LISTS BELOW (Check out my Archives to easily go through every post ever I've done!):

Baldur's Gate 3 Master List Genshin Master List Zelda Master List (Part 2) Pokemon master List Monster Den master List Random Fandom

(others might appear in the future so check back for more lists.)

If you wanna send in a request, please do when they're open!

I am nonbinary so my pronouns are They/Them but I write for AFAB readers mostly. Please don't be afraid to request something not on my list as I'm always looking for new content to consume!

What im NOT gonna write:

Bodily fluids like scat or piss. will do blood though!

Story Key:

🔞 = nsft 🧿= nc/dubcon 🌶️= spicy (may not get fully into it basically) 🌸= sfw content (this is a catch all for just in general things that are pretty safe) ✍🏻 = full fic 🗡️ = dark fic (could be yandere, could involve death. varies. read tags) 🏮 = monster stories 🍃 = intoxication 📖 = series in works 📕 = completed series

I've also got a Gumroads! I sell original stories on here for cheap!

(Updated 11/26/2023)

Note: I don't do tag lists. No hate against them but I had done that once upon a time on a blog long ago and the tag lists broke my posts, unfortunately. Slight bit traumatized by them now.

Ravadhi (Half-Orc)

                 WARNING!

This is a story that has been knocking around in my head for quite a long time, and it’s going to be a very dark story. It will include domestic violence, murder, suicide, alcoholism, drug addiction, child neglect, child abuse, as well as heavy references to sexual abuse. (However, there will not be any scenes in which sexual abuse occurs apart from one scene in which a groping happens briefly; there will only be mentions of the abuse before or after the fact or during a character’s spoken word narrative. I do not write non-con under any circumstances.)

Each chapter will have content warnings at the top of the fic and will be tagged liberally. I want to let my readers know what’s coming so that you’re not blindsided by a fic that has extremely heavy subject matter and could potentially contain serious triggers for many of my readers, so if any of this is hard for you to read, feel free to steer clear. I want to be 100% transparent with you guys. This is a story about living through and overcoming physical and sexual abuse as it is happening. I want to make that clear.

If you have any questions or concerns, please shoot me a message or an ask. I’m more than happy to interact with you guys.

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationship: Female Human x Male Half-Orc Additional Tags: Exophilia, Orc, Half-Orc, Interspecies Romance Content Warnings: Domestic Abuse, Domestic Violence, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Attempted Sexual Assault, Implied Child Molestation, Child Neglect, Child Abandonment, Alcoholism, Drug Abuse, Drug Addiction, Racism Words: 4928

The Traveler’s Masterlist

“Hey, there.”

A deep voice sounded out to Holly’s right, making her jump out of her seat a little. She turned, startled, and saw an orc, far larger than her but not nearly as big as others she’d seen, carrying a stack of books separated into two distinct piles.

“I’d like to return these, check these three out, and purchase this one, if I could,” He said in a pleasant tone. Unlike most orcs she knew, his hair wasn’t long and braided, but cut shortish around his shoulders and had a medium curl to it. It was also dyed royal blue and had at least half an inch of brown roots showing where it parted in the middle.

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Love-and-monsters Masterlist

All the stories I’ve written for this blog will be listed here. It should be updated as I write, so if you’re looking for something, check here. 

One-off Stories:

Parensile- Centipede monster, male monster X female human. 

Marine Biology- Orca mermaid, female monster X female human

Lionfish Merperson- Lionfish merperson, agender merperson X gender neutral human

Kaleb the Harpy- Harpy, male monster X male human

Rowan the Naga- Naga, female monster X female human

Thalia the Naga and Damien the Drider- Naga and drider, female naga X male drider

Eldion the Fae- Fae, nonbinary monster X gender neutral human

Keela the Centaur- Centaur, female monster X gender neutral human

Vampire Boyfriend- Vampire, male monster X female human

Willow the Moth Fae- Moth Fae, male monster X gender neutral human

Juniper the Winter Fae- Winter fae, female monster X female human

Reindeer Centaur: Christmas Vacation- Reindeer centaur, male monster X female human

Sylvester the Robot- Robot, male robot X gender neutral human

Drider Husband- Drider, male drider X gender neutral human

Norek the Naga- Naga, male naga X gender neutral human

Quarantined with a Tiefling- Tiefling, male tiefling X gender neutral human

Emery the Incubus- Incubus, male incubus X gender neutral human

Dryad Girlfriend- Dryad, female dryad X trans MTF human

Arunio the Merman- Merman, male merfolk X gender neutral human

Okara the Mermaid- Mermaid, female merfolk X gender neutral human

Estran the Demigod- Demigod, male demigod X gender neutral human

Guardian Angel- Angel, male angel X male human

Siren Song- Merman, male merman X female human

Unicorn Centaur- Centaur, male centaur X female human

Faerie Circle- Fae, male fae X gender neutral human

Harpy Rescue- Harpy, male harpy X female human

Vampire Transformation- Vampire, male vampire X gender neutral human

Cold Sea Monster- Sea monster, male sea monster X gender neutral human

Mermaid Girlfriend- Mermaid, female mermaid X gender neutral human

Cavern and Foe- Elf, male elf X gender neutral human

Harpy Model- Harpy, male harpy X gender neutral human

Merman Rescue- Merman, male merfolk X gender neutral human

Starfaller- Tiefling, agender tiefling X gender neutral human

Jackalope Fae- Fae, male Fae X gender neutral human

Vampire Squid Octomer- Octomer, male merman X gender neutral human

Polyam Alien Merfolk- Alien merfolk, gender neutral human X male merman X female mermaid

Awaken the Vampire- Vampire, female vampire X female human

Alaris the Naga- Naga, agender naga X gender neutral human

Deluges and Droughts- Water elemental, male water elemental X gender neutral human

Sasiel the Cupid- Cupid, male Cupid X gender neutral human

Sauriosapien- Dinosaur folk, male sauriosapien X female human, not reader insert

Halloween and the Full Moon- Werewolves, male werewolf X female werewolf

Dryad Goddess Girlfriend- Goddess, female goddess X female human

Rescued by a Fae- Fae, male fae X female human

Fortune Falls:

Werewolf Girlfriend- Werewolf, female werewolf X gender neutral human

Demon Shopkeep- Demon, male demon X gender neutral human

Armon the Aqrabaumelu- Aqrabaumelu, male aqrabaumelu X female human

A Selkie’s Coat- Selkie, male selkie X gender neutral human

Necklace for a Dragon- Dragon, male dragon X gender neutral human

The Imposter- Alien, male alien X female human

Mermaid Girlfriend- Merfolk, female merfolk X gender neutral human

Feathered Dragon Partner- Feathered dragon, nonbinary feathered dragon X gender neutral human

Commissions/Gifts:

Duthal the Orc- Orc, male orc X female human

Demon Summoning- Demon, male demon X female human

Vampire Commission- vampire, male vampire X female human

Series:

Necrovember- Awakening, Hunger, Trust, Shadows, Light, Decay, Family, Monster, Sanctuary, Loyalty, Fashion, Hobby, Faith, Sleep, Fear, Amusement, Love, Childhood, Living, Disease, Necromancy, Moments Before Death, Revenge, Celebration, Injustice, In Another Life, War, True Death, Dreams, Future

Stolas and Corvain- Demons, monster male X monster male X female human (part 1) (part 2)

Alien Encounter- Alien, monster male X female human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (part 6) (part 7) (part 8) (part 9) (part 10) (part 11) (part 12) (epilogue)

The Wyvern Prince- Wyvern, male monster X female human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (part 6) (part 7) (part 8) (part 9) (part 10) (part 11) (part 12) (part 13) (part 14) (part 15) (part 16) (part 17) (part 18) (part 19) (part 20) (part 21) (part 22) (part 23) (part 24) (Epilogue)

Talsim the Fae- Fae, male fae X female human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

Caged Fae- Fae, male Fae X female human (part 1) (part 2)

Faebruary: Fake Dating- Faerie, male faerie X female human (part 1) (part 2)

In the Woods- Forest creature, male monster X female human (part 1) (part 2)

A Bartered Wedding- Faerie, male monster X gender neutral human (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (Epilogue)

Dating a Hive Mind- Alien, male/gender neutral aliens X female human (part 1) (part 2)

Nuclear Spring- Harpy and sea monster, female and male monster X gender neutral reader (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

The Warlord and His Lady- dragonkin, male monster X female character (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (part 6) (part 7) (part 8)

Magical Desires Series

Mephisto- Artificial intelligence, male AI/demon X female human 

Yacariel- Artificial intelligence, male AI/celestial X gender neutral human

Anthoza- Artificial Intelligence, male AI/merman X gender neutral human

Cherise- Artificial intelligence, male AI/dryad X gender neutral human

Ophion- Artificial intelligence, male AI/naga X gender neutral human

Monster Lovin’ Masterlist

Key:

- (🔥) means explicit content

Female!Reader

Fem!Vampire/Fem!Fat!Reader

Fem!Orc/Fem!Reader

Gender-Fluid!Demon/Fem!Reader (1) (2)

Male!Werewolf/Fem!Reader

Male!Werewolf!/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Male!Naga/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Male!Orc/Fem!Reader (2)

Male!Werewolf/Fem!Reader (1) (2)

Male!Orc/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Gender Neutral!Reader

Submissive Orc BF Headcanons (🔥)

Werewolf Boyfriend HeadCanons (🔥)

Male!Goblin/GN!Reader (🔥)

Mothman/GN!Reader

Male!Minotaur/GN!Reader

Male!Shark-Merman/GN!Reader (Prologue) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

Non-Binary!Dragon/GN!AFAB!Reader (1) (2🔥)

Non-Binary!Demon/GN!Reader

Voyeurism with Monster Under the Bed Headcanons (🔥)

Jock!Fem!Orc/GN!Reader (1) (2🔥)

Male!Reader

Male!Reader/Tentacle Monster (🔥)

Male!Gargoyle/Male!Reader (🔥)

Male!Naga/TransMale!Reader (🔥)

Male!Reader/Male!Werewolf (🔥)

Male!Reader/Tentacle Monster (🔥)

Male!Hellhound/Male!Incubus!Reader (🔥)

This is the old masterlist! Link to the new one here <3

Commissions | Ko-fi

Fantasy: The Towns

Oak (Centaur, M/F)

Brenn - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Mothperson, M/F)

Terryn (Fae, M/M)

Y’sran - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Dragonborn, M/F, NSFW)

Yithral - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Naga, M/M, NSFW)

Tul (Tiefling, M/F)

Orn (Orc, M/F)

Emory (Batperson, M/F)

Firion (Orc, M/F, NSFW)

Fantasy: Hollyhead Forest

Dyneos (Minotaur, M/F)

Aleus (Minotaur, M/F)

Zyda - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Naga, M/F)

Fantasy: Accursed Manor

Alekos (Minotaur, M/F)

Ambrose (Frankenstein Construct, M/F)

Modern Fantasy: The Cities

Marlowe (Mer, M/F)

Riox (Goblin, M/F)

Kamaria (Gnoll, F/F)

Asili (Gnoll, M/F)

Andromeda (Cyclops, F/F)

Isotia (Minotaur, F/F)

Ravi (Tiefling, M/F)

Killick (Mer, M/F)

Greyn (Goblin, M/F)

Eirik (Orc, M/F)

Ove - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Orc, M/F)

Ma’len (Dragonborn, M/F)

Rishi - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Tiefling, M/F)

Sage (Centaur, M/F)

Tide (Octopus Mer, M/F)

Assia (Drider, F/M)

Modern Fantasy: The Carnival

Ramzi (Drider M/F)

Hidden Monsters: Cryptids, Myths and Legends

Tev (Jersey Devil, M/M)

Hidden Monsters: The Supernatural

Isaak (Werewolf, M/F)

Melanie (Werewolf, F/F)

Milenko (Werewolf, M/F)

Jakoby (Pumpkin Dullahan, M/NB, NSFW)

Kincaid - Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5 (Plant Deity, M/F)

Amais (Werebear, M/F)

Dex (Werewolf, M/F, NSFW)

Esmeralda - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Vampire, F/F)

Hidden Monsters: Demons

 Prosvel (Fire Demon, M/F)

Ingola (Fire Demon, M/F)

Malonus - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Demon, M/F)

Leith (Demon, M/NB)

Sci-Fi: Starship Khonsu

Asir-Ley (Alien, NB/NB)

Sci-Fi: Earth

Eolitha (Alien, M/NB)

Soulmates

Sanit (Drider, M/F)

Arroyo (Mer, M/F)

Tumelo (Drider, M/F)

Miyla (Naga, M/F)

Hawthorne (Centaur, M/F)

Laiken (Mer, Selkie Reader, M/M)

Aezova (Demon, F/F, NSFW)

Aquila (Minotaur, NB/NB)

Follower Special/Flufftober 2020

Sorec (Orc, M/F)

Ruben (Ghost, M/F)

Bellamy (Tiefling, M/F)

Al’diel (Dragonborn, F/F)

Roslyn (Vampire, F/M)

Emir (Drider, M/F)

Rafe (Goblin, M/M)

Kinktober 2021

Oskar x Penny (Werewolf/Human, M/F, NSFW)

Lionel (Troll, M/F, NSFW)

Gem (Tiefling, NB/NB, NSFW)

Hiroshi (Onikuma, M/F, NSFW)

Calista (Gorgon, F/F, NSFW)

Kinktober 2022

Antoine (Gargoyle, M/F, NSFW)

Bliss (Robot, NB/M, NSFW)

Leif (Orc, M/F, NSFW)

Yara (Naga, M/F, NSFW)

Darragh (Dullahan, M/M, NSFW)

Umbra (Shadow Demon, F/F, NSFW)

Cepheid (Celestial, NB/F, NSFW)

Granville (Ghoul, M/F, NSFW)

Masaki (Onikuma, M/F, NSFW)

Morven (Lich, M/F, NSFW)

OCs

Emeric x Meliorna (Forest Spirit/Witch, M/F)

August x Willow (Cryptid/Human, M/F)

D-LE x A1 (Robot/Robot, M/M)

Eilian x Zalena (Batperson/Human, M/F)

Abeolul & Fiffin (Dwarf & Mer, Non-Romantic)

Canon Characters

Abe Sapien - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Alien, M/F, NSFW)

Alphonso Hargreeves - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Non-Monster, M/F, NSFW)

Astarion Fanfiction Master List

We Shall Meet Again

If you date a vampire, mortality is the issue worth to discuss

Things We Deserve

Astarion still doesn't believe he is worthy of love. A lot of angst and fluff.

The Scorching Sun

With the tadpole gone, Astarion is left alone with pain and fear. A desperate attempt to redeem the ending scene.

The Skin I Hate

Astarion wakes up from yet another nightmare but this one brings even more disgusting memories that he is used to.

If I Had a Voice, I Would Scream

The Cloak of Dragomir is finally found, and Astarion can walk in the sunlight. But magic comes with a terrible price.

The Marks on Our Skin

The bite mark is the only place on Astarion's body Tav doesn't touch. Until now.

How Dare you?!

Astarion has only two desires. Become mortal again and be with Tav. But you can't have both

Fear

Tav is experiencing a panic attack.

Over the Seas

So, Astarion is mortal and Tav is alive. What next?

Snowstorm

As you stay together in a small inn, you accidently trigger Astarion.

Fever

During your post-game adventures, you get sick and Astarion takes care of you.

Pointy Ears

Astarion has very sensitive ears, you've never touched them. Until today.

Tainted

Astarion believes he's been healed - but yet another unpleasant interaction and the darkness is back.

Winter Solstice

Astarion and Tav spend Winter Solstice in the northern town of Firesheer, and the subject of marriage comes up.

Murderous Tendencies

Yet another nightmare with terrible consequences.

The Sea of Moving Ice

Astarion returns too early with a confession.

Doubts

Astarion thinks you are going to leave him for someone better and accuses you of infidelity.

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Astarion x Tyrael the Barbarian (OC Tav)

The Rogue and The Barbarian

Six months after the game, Astarions asks Tyrael why she's stayed with him.

Heartbeat

Astarion is anxious about Tyrael's pregnancy.

Alethaine, Astarion's Dhampir Daughter

Little Bundle of Darkness

Astarion becomes a father.

Beloved Monsters

Domestic fluff.

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My works on AO3

Headcanons are here

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers --

Tag list

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Some submissive monsters pleeaassseee any kind really just sweet and doting and sub I’m begging you

Edit which I’m including in all my works after plagiarism and theft has taken place: I do not give my consent for my works to be used, copied, published, or posted anywhere. They are copyrighted and belong to me.

Have nearly 3000 words of powerful yet submissive alien. I hope this suits? Sorry I sat on it for a while - I hope you remember asking for it… 

NSFW, with a little warning for brief mention of needles and wounds.

___

You encountered more kinds of xeno-anatomy in your first sixmonths aboard the ship than you’d seen in your whole six years of med schoolback on Earth. This was an alliance battle cruiser, so you had a regular stream of everyshape and size of soldier imaginable coming through the med bay.

The ship’s doctor, Maehve, was a seven foot tall J’Hantahriwho brooked no nonsense when it came to her med bay. It tended to keep thenewer recruits from going there on a whim to get out of training exercises, andsoldiers who had a firm hand tended to sit still long enough to get patched up.

Maehve had four stomachs and you suspected that all of themwere made of iron, because you’d never seen her so much as flinch as shetreated detached shells, torn limbs, shattered horns, acid-spit burns, rupturedthese and broken those. She also liked to boss you around, which grated. Youached to be the one giving orders for a change, but with your rank, the chancesof that were lower than your chances of finding a decent chocolate bar on board.

One sol, the First Officer himself was brought into the medbay with a huge blaster wound in his ribcage. Apparently a mission to a hostileplanet for negotiations had failed and they’d barely made it out at all.

The hulking Kharmorian was even taller than Maehve, and hewas twice as wide. His skin was black as ink, and covered in microscopic flecksof pearly white, like stars in the endless view from the observation deck. Sixeyes, arranged three on each side of his head, glared out from a flat face,with slit nostrils that flared occasionally as his pain mounted. Thick, viscousdrool was occasionally known to slip from a mouth that was full of razor sharpteeth, cylindrical, transparent, and gleaming like polished crystal, and hisjaw unhinged to gape wide enough to swallow your entire head whole if he wasreally in a rage. Or in the canteen after a workout.

In short, he was nine foot of pure muscle, and rumour had ithis saliva was poisonous. But that might just have been his temper.

And here he was, cursing in his guttural, native Kharmorian,and looking like he was about to try and eat Maehve whole, her chitinousplating be damned. Inadvisable, youthought with a smile.

His muscles were gorgeous as he gripped the edge of thestretcher, snapping and snarling as Maehve lowered her mandibled face towardthe wound and chittered angrily before prodding carefully with one of her morehumanoid hands. She had a lot of hands.

He hissed at her, and as his mouth opened, you saw the hugeteeth, transparent and beautiful in the harsh light of the med bay. He had two tongues, you discovered, biting yourlip to keep from smiling. He was really very beautiful, if… intimidating.

“Don’t you dare take that tone with me,” Maehve rattled,utterly unfazed by his display, her dry voice full of command.

To your astonishment, the massive First Officer went utterlystill. His torso was still clenched, however, and Maehve twitched her head likea mantis. She cuffed him on the side of his head. She actually cuffed the First Officer as though hewere no more than a disobedient child to be disciplined.

“Lie back down. Don’t move.”

Again, an almost imperceptible shiver ran through him, andhe went slack on the gurney.

“Good.”

His legs, thick and muscular and speckled with morepearlescent white dots, shook and he tipped his head back, all six of his eyesclosing.

Interesting.

Keep reading

Your honour, I am in love.

Making silly little characters to get comfortable with drawing just for fun again :)

A Masterlist of Exophilia Creators

(Most Recent Update as of 7/18/22: Dead Links Removed)

This is essentially a list of other creators’ masterlists, mostly so I can find them myself without having to dig. If you are a monster writer, artist, or blogger and didn’t see yourself listed, or there’s a blog that should be on my masterlist and isn’t, please don’t hesitate to send me a message and/or reblog and tag me. I want to include all of you.

I have a zero tolerance policy for non-con, incest, bestiality, and pedophilia, so please keep that in mind.

The OkCryptid Collab Masterlist

@thetravelerwrites Masterlist

@monsterkinkmeme‘s Prompts List and Fills List

@momolady‘s (@momosmonsters) Masterlist

@monstersandmaw‘s (@monstersandmawarchive) Masterlist

@teradoration‘s Masterlist

@mintstermonsters‘s Masterlist (SFW)

@terato-romance‘s Masterlist

@sweetstrangeness‘s Masterlist

@howtobangyourmonster‘s Masterlist

@aelia-likes-monsters‘s Masterlist

@imovipositive‘s Masterlist

@zarcake-writes‘s Masterlist

@hufflesmonsters‘s Masterlist

@elizabethtarington‘s Masterlist

@teratophelia‘s Masterlist

@sugary-mistery‘s Masterlist

@bloodsugardaddy‘s Masterlist

@featherednutcase‘s Masterlist

@cozycryptidcorner‘s Masterlist

@crazycat-88‘s Masterlist

@delldarling‘s Masterlist

@monster-bait‘s Masterlist

@weasleasley‘s Masterlist

@acreepqueen‘s Masterlist

@mxnsterbabe‘s Masterlist

@itstheendofthegoddamnworld’s Masterlist

@frostsinth‘s Masterlist

@kim-monsterlings Masterlist

@enigma-im‘s Masterlist

@spookyhalloweennights‘s Masterlist

@mardi-nah‘s Masterlist

@inhabited-mind‘s Masterlist

@literarydominatrix‘s Masterlist

@ash-rigby‘s Masterlist

Great Writers without Masterlist: @monsterkinkmeme​​, @your-monster-romance, @pixieungerstories, @thetravelerwrites-sfw​, @shekissesturians, @orc-lady-unabi, @bestiarybabes, @teratorequests, @ladyccr, @monsterboyfriendwritings, @monstrous-suggestion, @echoesoffantasy, @teratotypist, @monsters-significant-other-main, @randomnightlord, @sultrysirens, @hoodoo12, @lumberingleviathan, @terato-is-life, @themonsterpeddler

Amazing Exophilia Artists: @lurluu, @relay314, @celestialkiri, @ijessbest, @mikaosart, @gritpen, @bloodsugardaddy, @fdevitart, @koalamb, @leftski-art, @niuniente, @thefuzzycomic, @demonsanctuarycomic @lady-dysnomia, @sharks, @temixart, @temixartsfw, @artghstgrl-blog, @ghoulpetals, @snejkha, @meredithmcclaren, @skelletus, @charminglyantiquated, @k-worsham-art, @takamatsu-kun, @trash-can-art, @terotica, @iingezo, @edarow, @abigaillarson, @undergroundwubwubmaster, @wt-art, @fangs-fangs-fangs, @monstertwix, @terateratophiliac, @creaturacarissime, @escendoll, @morticia-butler-art, @ilustrariane, @orcgirlart, @rofax, @kirmalight, @stutterhug

Exophilia Appreciation Blogs: @dateamonter, @cocolovesorcs, @teratofreak, @yourheartmonstersden, @infinitemonsterlove, @monstermebaby, @always-a-slut-for-dragons, @monsterboyfriendcatalogue, @monster-fuxker, @lesbian-monsters, @demon-under-your-bed, @nsfwren-reader, @monstermak , @monster-makafterdark, @maidenofmonsters, @fuck-yeah-monsters-and-villains, @frozen-monster-lover, @monster–boyfriend, @whenmonstersloves, @making-monsters-happy, @beastlykisses, @stagglr, @demonunderyourbedsworld, @monsters-and-music, @malelovingmonsters, @aelia-likes-stories, @cozylibrarycorner, @thetravelerreads, @knightinshiningscales

The arguments happening in the notes made me laugh a stupid amount. A customer then joined me in my joy after asking what made me laugh so much. I love it when people get mad about stupid things.