Don't Go Sleep With People To Cope, I'm Begging You. All The Options Here Are Just Terrible.

Send "You look like you...", complete the sentence, and see how my muse reacts to being told that!

( Ex: "You look like you bite people." or "You look like you get mad when someone doesn't say "bless you" when you sneeze." )

*Spits it into the nearest sink.*

I don't know what stains in this building are actually blood, and what's hair dye...

Have a tissue. And tell me how the fuck your nose actually started bleeding from that. I thought this type of thing was made up.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Constant bothering thoughts of the person that get increasingly gross.

How would, you describe love- or attraction, im curious

Fine.

Stop breaking the equipment. I beg of you.

Heeeeey Doc

Totally random question for absolutely no reason whatsoever ahaha don't look too far into this-

Do, uh. You have any spare mechanical parts I can commandeer? Assuming I actually needed any which I definitely don't I swear I have everything I need down in my workshop and have no plans of raiding your space again any time soon-

(@dawnlighthours)

For goodness sake, if you're going to take things from my workshop, only take what I say you can, and come to get the key from me instead of trying to pick the lock.

There are some things that I don't plan to use soon. A few small motors, quite a bit of insulated wire, a 1L container filled with assorted scrap cogs and similar, and my screw jar. They're not sorted. They're free, so don't complain.

There is also a spare drill you're welcome to take. I don't care if you disassemble it.

Once again, do not pick the fucking lock. I do not want to replace it for the third time.

I always have coffee prepared. How do you think I'm awake right now?

◎ Tell us honestly, do you have any romantic interest in Dr. Percival?

...... 🙊

.......

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maybe?

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yes?

"escapes before he says something embarrassing"

It's only going to hurt if you're not careful. This is not an actual hand, you realise? Yanking on it, however... *mild glaring*

I don't think he does it on purpose. People are just drawn to him, for some reason. Then he keeps them around because they're useful, which I can understand. Though, this causes problems for Ms. Ellie, so I can't approve of it.

Greetings, doctor,

How is your hand doing? I just wanted to see if you wanted your yearly check up to see if it needs any fine tuning. I’m aware you are more than capable of keeping it clean and working, but I will also remind you that you swore you’d let me look at it at least once a year to make sure it is in top top shape.

Let me know if you aren’t too busy.

- @ask-dr-xeno

Ah, hello Dr. Xeno.

I suspect the basic prosthetic may need some maintenance and repair. Some parts are wearing down. I would be able to fix it myself, but I'd appreciate your help as a fresh set of eyes may pick up on issues I've grown used to.

I won't ask you to adjust any of the others, though. Since they're not standard, I can't expect you to understand exactly how they work. While I trust you completely, I would prefer to fix those myself.

☠️ misguided advice

I don't usually give advice, because it's all bad. I once told someone to microwave a dish, not realising it was metal. Very funny, actually.

Shining armour...? Corvus, the only thing shining is your eyes. You're wearing entirely black.

But thank you, yes. Would you like some coffee?

Hey Corv? You in here?

Can you do me a huge favor?

@dawnlighthours

again?

...what part of you did you broke, or stab, or burned or whatever else that could happen in this colony?

I don't know, Ellie. I'm gay. I assume you're supposed to make them gifts, that seems to work fine on men.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

It's horrifying, actually. He rolls his eyes at Stan for those cigarettes, but ever since we got caffeine back, I haven't seen him without some kind of drink in his hand.

Xeno, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Byakuya, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.