If You Could Change One Thing From Your Past, What Would That Be?

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]

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Merits. Hm.

Dedication, creativity, and general expertise.

I didn't enjoy that. It felt like writing a resume.

...Nice eyes. Come past my workshop and I'll make you some perfectly fitted goggles. Ah, got to keep them safe, right?

dunno how that was taken...

probs have a memory gap...

to that one who made the picture: tnx i look good don't tell big boss tho

I would never hint at anything. I am a grown man.

you keep telling that relationships are disgusting.

are you asexual or just sociophobic?

very good question...

yes. I hate people... they're disgusting in so many different ways.

not sociophobic tho. sociophobics are scared of people, and I feel nothing, but pure disgust of the way they're thinking, acting or showing contradictory emotions. I just want to do my job, without a portion of your persobal drama unless it's somehow connected to the case

and no. I am not "asexual" or whatever modern nonsense there is... I feel sexual attraction. I have a type y'know? various people throughout my life. but that's all...

why pink hair? :3

It's my favourite colour, simple as that. I've been dyeing it since I was sixteen, which is roughly when I started getting invited to interschool science events and programs run by colleges. My parents realised at that point that a bright hair colour, attending "nerd conventions" as they called them, and weird clothes would not stop me from learning.

I apologise for the rambling, but just one sentence seemed too boring. Also, I haven't spoken to anyone in at least two days.

IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD DIE FOR

Stanley or Xeno. Nobody else. Though I'd rather avoid dying if possible.

highkey you are very cool.

Ah, thank you. I wouldn't agree - I've been told I'm not socially dynamic - but I'm glad you think so.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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Uncalled for.

Well, start by planning out the electric engine. We'll build that before trying to fit it into a car shell.

*kicks his door open crying*

Can we build a self driving car.

Please.

I need. Distraction.

@dawnlighthours

Building a self-driving car isn't easy. It's not as simple as just slapping parts together, Ms. Aurora. Do you know anyone with programming knowledge? I know the basics of HTML, but that won't make our car know how to move.

First of all, before we start the programming, we need to build the car itself. Definitely include a system for the passengers to override the code if it fails at all or in an emergency. I also suggest trying to build an electric car for this. No reason, but it fits the high-tech theme with it being self-driving.

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What do you need distracting from? And why are you crying?

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