Womderful. I'll Come And See It As Soon As I Have A Moment.

Felt... okay, might delete later. We'll see.

You’re so mean to me how could you say that…

-🪽

I can say it with ease, actually.

And why is that "s" orange?

Yes, I do. But who is "thunderthighs"?

Right, so, hypothetically…

Let’s say you might’ve

Like,

Accidentally made out with someone.

In the name of… science.

And now you’re thinking about it at all hours of the night like a normal, totally emotionally stable person.

again—hypothetically, what would you do?

Asking for a lab partner.

*bathroom door slams open. Standing in the doorway, hair soaking wet and wearing short shorts with no shirt*

OK! Which one of you CHUCKLE NUTS thought it’d be funny to TAKE MY CLOTHES and replace them with BOOTY SHORTS and a shirt that says, AND I QUOTE, “Stanley’s Baby Girl”!

There WILL be CONSEQUENCES!!

( @neverstareatme )

What?!? *spits out coffee*

Why am I onyx eyes...? It's considerably better than everyone else's nicknames. I'm surprised you didn't go after the hand.

( @drpercival )

...did you know that black eyes is actually a mutation? it's called aniridia. basically the pupil is much bigger than the iris, which makes the eyes seem void black

...you and boss have the same mutation, but I call boss boss because I won't miss a chance to mock the higher ups

it's easier to remember people when you know their role... I was inclined to call you something insulting, like "righty" or "robotnic" too. but your eyes sealed the deal in my head...

so that's sums it. I just love mocking people for their appearance :∆...

...also pretty sure I don't remember everyone's eye color, cuz I don't usually look people in the eyes. maybe i came up with the nickname because I like looking at you, onyx eyes ;∆

now if you'll excuse me, i'll go sleep the headache off somewhere "sits on chair" Zzzzzzzz....

If xeno and Stanley for some reason became enemies, who would you side with -V

I'd side with myself and pretend to help both.

Ah, can't. Coffee's hot right now. And so are you, so no matter what I do...

...What do I get if I win?

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

Xeno also has his copious amounts of caffeine. I think he's going to have a heart attack.

Stanley and Xeno both love sweet tea, however Xeno likes his with a lot of sugar, so much so that one time Stan accidentally took a sip of his and his teeth hurt.

Ah, welcome.

Hello, I’m Ellie. It’s good to see everyone here. I hope I can be of assistance if needed.

ELLIE BLOG <333 yes. another dr stone rp blog. i love dr stone.

anyways she’s part of Xeno’s team, really likes luna (/r not /p) but knows she won’t like her back 😢😢 i love doomed unreciprocated yuri.

same mod as @c4ptainofthe7seas !!!!!!!

There was a warrant for my arrest in Idaho for a while, but they eventually dropped it due to a clerical error, or something like that. Apparently you're not allowed to construct makeshift firearms out of steel pipe scraps. Xeno lets me do that. This is one reason that I don't support bringing the old world back.