Heard Someone Call You A Dilf, What Do You Think About That

Heard someone call you a dilf, what do you think about that

I think it's completely inaccurate. I don't have any children. I am not a father. The term doesn't apply to me at all.

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2 weeks ago

How would someone who is grossed out by those things ever do a proper job as a doctor? Having a fascination with blood and guts is the reason you're so dedicated and helpful.

I'm glad about that, I suppose. Didn't I just say that I dream of scenarios like this?

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...


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2 weeks ago

No, no- it's quite alright, that reaction had nothing to do with you at all. I just thought of something. It's irrelevant.

You haven't scared me, but... of course I'm scared, Corvus. You have at least one broken bone and blood all over your hand.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

1 month ago

Shocking... don't want to stand out, but you went around with those damn Hot Topic collars every day.

Did you have piercings at some point?

Actually, no. Though I did have a punk phase, I never went as far as to getting any piercings. I suppose I didn’t want to stand out too much amongst my peers in university (I was already a young teenager, so I didn’t need more of a target on my back).


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1 month ago

See this I approve of. The law was only made to keep us from creating.

Did you check the laws before you did random shit as a kid, or????

Nope. Not at all 😸👍 but after the first time I got arrested, Byakuya started asking me what I was doing before I left the house. When I finally gained consciousness at age eleven I started double checking first though because NASA probably wouldn't want astrophysicists with a criminal record

1 month ago

Oops i………… missclicked Ha Ha so fun Ha Ha

Anyway why did the chicken cross the road

-🪽

To get to the other side, I assume?

2 weeks ago

What will be fun? I won't tell you that. It's... eugh, too human.

Do you know what I mean? And why are you giggling at me...

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

2 weeks ago

[He is not on the scene. He is in the forest, looking for Aurora.]

[Some amount of shrieking can be heard, distantly. Percival James is a dumbass.]

1 month ago

What are your thoughts on Senku?

He's smart, very dedicated. I respect that. Although I don't like his ideals and schemes one bit. I will only tolerate him as long as Xeno does.


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3 weeks ago

Mechs? Seriously? How could you waste all your time on something like that? Your sister would be so disappointed in you.

What the hell do you know? She'd be impressed. She always liked robots.

Besides, I don't spend all my time on them. I build medical equipment. There's only so much I can do with these resources.


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2 weeks ago

I have a key for that room. I'll lock you in there, I swear.

While in your feverish state you promised to thank me for carrying you to a bed and then winked.

( @drpercival )

agh... troublesome

don't know what my feverish self implied by this...

so. alas. I shall give you the once in a lifetime opportunity...

pick a wish.

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