Hhehh. CHIICKEN BUTT!!!!!! HAHA I GOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, yeah, you're not doing well at all. Stop acting like you're invincible, Corv- just stop.

Lie down right now. On the floor. If I try to move you somewhere more comfortable I'll probably dislodge one of your very clearly shattered ribs.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Yes, obviously. Get in there now, Corvus. If you can actually stand up again, that is...

You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.

How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?

( @drpercival )

......

tch....

......

and what if-.... agh....

"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"

....ok, i'm resting.

[Some amount of shrieking can be heard, distantly. Percival James is a dumbass.]

What are your thoughts on Senku?

He's smart, very dedicated. I respect that. Although I don't like his ideals and schemes one bit. I will only tolerate him as long as Xeno does.

There was a warrant for my arrest in Idaho for a while, but they eventually dropped it due to a clerical error, or something like that. Apparently you're not allowed to construct makeshift firearms out of steel pipe scraps. Xeno lets me do that. This is one reason that I don't support bringing the old world back.

I wish I knew why everyone here wears black turtlenecks... not that I'm complaining.

It's happened before.

Unfortunately, I have to ask.

Did you take one of my shirts? It looks suspiciously like mine, and one's missing, so either you have it or this is Luna pranking me.

( @drpercival )

huuuuuh?

is it yours?..

almost every shirt here are the same boss just loves Gothic huh

i had to customize my clothes with labels, so it wouldn't mix up during laundry day

come to think of I don't remember checking it this time so maybe it's your??

can you tell me what guns were used in literally ANY historical event mr gunslinger. i am curious ... and also a bit more curious to if you get it wrong

I'm never wrong.

The Australian Emu War (though I wouldn't call it a proper war) is a great example of the use of earlier machine guns, though they were invented in the 1880s and this took place in 1932. The gun in question was a Lewis Gun.

Also known as the Lewis automatic machine gun, or the Lewis automatic rifle, these guns weighed 13kg which is about the weight of a standard dog, I think. Approximately 1.27m with the barrel taking up just over half that length. Cartridges included diamiters ranging 54mm to 63mm, and lengths from 7.62cm to 7.92cm.

These absolute beauties can fire up to 600 rounds per minute, each travelling at roughly 2,670km/h. Wouldn't want to get caught up in that, huh? Their effective firing range is about 800m, although the maximum range is more like 3.2km.

I assume you don't care too much about the design details, but I'm always willing to explain!

How do you feel about Wren Collins?

Wren is a very pleasant person to be around, and I consider them a friend. I must add that I like their hair quite a bit. Incredible fashion sense, actually.

...My attractiveness? Wow, very forward, Wren.

How do you feel about Wren Collins?

Wren is a very pleasant person to be around, and I consider them a friend. I must add that I like their hair quite a bit. Incredible fashion sense, actually.

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]