What The Hell Is With These Kaomojis. You Know We Have Real Emojis, Right? Are You Actually A Millennial

See this I approve of. The law was only made to keep us from creating.

Did you check the laws before you did random shit as a kid, or????

Nope. Not at all 😸👍 but after the first time I got arrested, Byakuya started asking me what I was doing before I left the house. When I finally gained consciousness at age eleven I started double checking first though because NASA probably wouldn't want astrophysicists with a criminal record

At least we have jacking off

Greetings, doctor,

How is your hand doing? I just wanted to see if you wanted your yearly check up to see if it needs any fine tuning. I’m aware you are more than capable of keeping it clean and working, but I will also remind you that you swore you’d let me look at it at least once a year to make sure it is in top top shape.

Let me know if you aren’t too busy.

- @ask-dr-xeno

Ah, hello Dr. Xeno.

I suspect the basic prosthetic may need some maintenance and repair. Some parts are wearing down. I would be able to fix it myself, but I'd appreciate your help as a fresh set of eyes may pick up on issues I've grown used to.

I won't ask you to adjust any of the others, though. Since they're not standard, I can't expect you to understand exactly how they work. While I trust you completely, I would prefer to fix those myself.

I'm flattered, honestly. Space is not my speciality, but I think I would do well with repairs.

If you were going to the International Space Station, what 5 people would you want up there with you?

Mm...let me think...

Doc Percy, for sure. Xeno and the Senku kid too, we'd need good scientists. Stanley is pretty handy to have around, as is Ryusui. So, maybe them?

@drpercival @ask-dr-xeno @senku-ishigami-official @c4ptainofthe7seas

Oh dear lord, what happened to her? Did she slip trying to build something?

@dawnlighthours how did this happen?

[CRIMSON]

@dawnlighthours

//because she would also 100% sure i forgot to anon myself oops try again

"They stumble at each other in the hallway. a really unlucky encounter for Aurora. As she was in a hurry to escape as fast as she can, Corvus grabs her by the wrist and pulls her shirt a little higher, revealing a bleeding wound on her side"

you thought I wouldn't now about that? that I wouldn't smell blood? or I won't detect it by your body language?

I am almost insulted by this, you wound magnet

...Ripped off is an odd way of putting it. It cracked.

But honestly? No, I understand that. I think I may have been a little too excited at the opportunity to have a robot hand.

I think it's better for us both if I ignore that first thing.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Heeeeey Doc

Totally random question for absolutely no reason whatsoever ahaha don't look too far into this-

Do, uh. You have any spare mechanical parts I can commandeer? Assuming I actually needed any which I definitely don't I swear I have everything I need down in my workshop and have no plans of raiding your space again any time soon-

(@dawnlighthours)

For goodness sake, if you're going to take things from my workshop, only take what I say you can, and come to get the key from me instead of trying to pick the lock.

There are some things that I don't plan to use soon. A few small motors, quite a bit of insulated wire, a 1L container filled with assorted scrap cogs and similar, and my screw jar. They're not sorted. They're free, so don't complain.

There is also a spare drill you're welcome to take. I don't care if you disassemble it.

Once again, do not pick the fucking lock. I do not want to replace it for the third time.

I don't know, Ellie. I'm gay. I assume you're supposed to make them gifts, that seems to work fine on men.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

I apologise, I didn't realise this completely normal looking website allowed for inter-dimensional communication. Why the hell does it?

So what's the deal with this site, is it some kind of multiverse thing now? I don't think that's possible. But whatever. You seem to like sunflowers, and I like cherry blossoms, so I thought I'd say hi.

( @drpercival )

“D’oh- sorry, you startled me for a minute.”

“Errh.. Not too sure what you mean by “site” n’ “multi-verse,” but I’ll unpack that later. Anyways, hello!”

◎ Do you have romantic feelings for Dr Corvus?

...You must be either Sol, Ms. Aurora, Wren, or Ryaku.

Actually, Wren's too respectful and Sol would ask if I wanted to fuck him.

But... yes. I think so.