It’s The Gerber Baby The Current Elphaba Of Broadways Wicked

Oh wow sometimes I forget the height difference between Cory and Darren it’s so cute

Headcanons for lil bby Kurt! (and Hummels) pt 1

In no particular order:

Kurt was an “oops” baby. He was certainly wanted, but not planned. The Hummels had to quickly move homes because they lived in a one bedroom house.

They were married a year (in their early twenties) when they found out Elizabeth was pregnant. 

Elizabeth was a painter and tailor. She made money by doing commissions, like murals for the city or seaming wedding dresses. 

It was also just Burt and Elizabeth (my headcanon name for his mom). Elizabeth’s parents didn’t like Burt because he was blue-collar, and Burt’s parents were old and gone by the time Kurt was 2. 

He was also two weeks early. Burt was working in the mechanic shop to until he got the call. He had been working on the underside of a car, got the call, slid out so fast and was out the door in 3 minutes, the employees who still work for him tell Kurt that story all the time.

He was going to be a Burt Jr, but It was actually Burt’s idea for him to be Kurt, because their first date was to a screening of Sound of Music at a drive in. They decided to give him his mother’s middle name so he had a piece of each of them in his name.

In his baby/toddler years, Kurt was a very judgmental baby. It wasn’t that he hated everyone, but he preferred his parents. He was still very giggly though.

Kurt had a million interests as a child. He loved musicals and dance, but he also loved watching his dad work and would watch him work on cars with big eyes. 

His favorite outfit as a toddler was a mini version of the Hummel Tires and Lube coveralls + a tutu. An interesting choice, but it made him happy.

Elizabeth would make her clothes in a way-she’d get pieces from shops, and then change them to how she wanted them. This is what inspired Kurt.

Kurt’s first job was working in the tire shop. Their favorite thing to do was to was when a jerk customer thought that Kurt didn’t know what he was talking about (or just being a jerk in general), one of the employees would come over to help, say “What do you need, Mr. Hummel?” and watch the customer’s cogs spin in his head until he figured it out. 

Firsts and lasts of glee - Kitty Wilde

Oh my gosh thank you so much for tagging me, and my music taste is almost exclusively showtunes and Glee Cast Versions so it took a while to make this seem a little less deranged

Dear Winter - AJR

Red Like Roses Pt.II - Jeff Williams and Casey Lee Williams

Odd Future - UVERworld

Work This Out - High School Musical 2

Somebody to Love - my choir’s version Queen

You Can’t Stop the Beat - Glee Cast Version

Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

I’m Alive - Next To Normal

The Campfire Song - The Lightning Thief

How Will I Know - Glee Cast Version

Not My Father’s Son - Kinky Boots

Old Fashioned - Panic! At the Disco

Crazier Than You - The Addams Family

Hold Me In Your Heart - Kinky Boots

As We Stumble Along - The Drowsy Chaperone

Paper Rings - Taylor Swift

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Les Mis

Rasputin - Boney M.

Once Upon a December - Anastasia

Now and For Always - A. R. Rahman, Christoper Nightingale, and Värttinä

Ex-Wives - Six

And I have no idea who’s already been tagged so here we go @kurtdeservesbetter @pineappletheatrekid @forthehopeofitalll @gleeincorrectquotes

new tag game! because i'm home sick from work for a 2nd day and i'm bored out of my mind

name a song for every letter of your username!

b. bury me face down - grandson

r. re-education (though labor) - rise against

e. every time you turn around - daughtry

a. american idiot - green day

k. knock me down - we are messengers

i. i was born, i have lived, i will surely die - young guns

n. no more - three days grace

g. ghost in the machine - our last night

b. brother (feat. gavin degraw) - NEEDTOBREATHE

o. oh well, oh well - mayday parade

w. what's my age again? - blink-182

t. through the ghost - shinedown

i. if you can't hang - sleeping with sirens

e. the eco-terrorist in me - rise against

s. sabotage - beastie boys

tagging:

@angelhummel @backslashdelta @blaine-andersxn @coffeeorderwrites @daisychaindemon @esperantoauthor @fillsmyheadupandgetslouder @fearlessly-and-forever @gorgxoxus @hopefulobjectmiracle @imdone29 @jazziergin @lennerdmichael @oohbabycupcakes @romanticprometheus @ryanmurphyhate @snarkyhag @trent-warbler @the-veirdo

and anyone else i missed who wants to do it!

hold the flippety fuck up

kurtbastian good omens au???

I dont like you fun I dont like you either

we're not friends I dont even like you

FUCK

okay so I'm basing this completely off that

and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline

kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war

and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils

okay but like this could work

I will forever be mad about this not being a full number with Kurt’s verse in ep, but man do they all look so adorable in this number, I think about this number daily

RWB outfits are from @drowsywithnochaperone ‘s edits! I’m manifesting the ponytail again with Yang’s.