Gym Bros 💪

shouto always facetimes you when he's wearing a suit even if he has nothing to actually say, so one afternoon when you answer his incoming call and are greeted by the sight of his buttoned-down and lapelled chest, your face immediately feels hot.

"shouto?" you ask, your voice infuriatingly flustered even though you had tried your very best to choke it back. "what's up?"

and then he tilts the camera back up to its usual position—a little too high, so really it's just the bridge of his nose, his eyes, and the top of his head left at the very bottom of the screen. and simply he goes: "i'm wearing a suit."

"i can see that," you reply, resisting the urge to drag your hand down your face—equal parts frustrated and horrifically endeared to your boyfriend's familiar antics. "is that the reason you called?"

"i know you like when i wear them so i wanted to call and show you."

you did not kudos? you left the fic without a reblog? oh! oh! jail for reader! jail for reader for One Thousand Years!

me when writing

i think adrien is his own friend group tbh

luka is the missing person because they wrote him out of the show please give me my wife back

Katsuki kissing you while you're crying and you're pushing him away.

"M still mad." You pout and he just smirks but his eyes are still sad as he leans in again to swipe his tongue against your lips that part in a gasp.

"must not be that mad..."

“He’s a villain! You only like him because he’s hot.”

Okay and?

i miss his annoying ass

me when whatever this is (I cannot be saved)

viking bkg au and its yns birthday and he’s just trying to do something nice for her and he keeps getting interrupted by the villagers who keep handing her gifts, dancing for her, cooking for her, singing with full performances. while you’re clapping and saying your thanks bkgs like OK MY TURN and then you get swooped away by kids for them to perform a pantomime and then the old men show a piece of their garden they’ve dedicated to you and then the boys and girls of the village took part in painting this mural and bakugou’s like OKAY… MY GIFT IS BETTER THOUGH just so much cockblocking lol

taking kakashi out for drinks and having him complain about his students and how tired he is then he’ll get drunk and invite you to his place but the second his body hits the bed even before you can take your top off he’s snoring so you try to make him comfortable removing his vest and headband thinking he’s deep asleep, yet before you can turn away he grabs you and pulls you down to lay with him.

“you mislead me with promises of sex” you complain but let him spoon you, “turns out you just wanted to cuddle.”

“what a jerk i am” he nuzzles on your neck.

“such a jerk” you pull the duvet higher.