Me:*drives a Chevy cobalt 4dr Lt*
Me: *drives past a Chevy cobalt 2dr srt with a turbo*
Me: "hey here's your coupon to gapplebees"
Me*floors it*
Let's have another round, let's raise another glass. Be thankful for today and know that it will never last. Let's leave the world laughing when our eulogies are read. May we all get to heaven before the devil knows we're dead
Crusty memes
People who think 5FDP lyrics are deep are the corniest group of people
When people ask what the west coast is like
I'm hella unqualified for my job position lol