Yo Who Wants To Hide With Me In An Uncomfortably Tight Space And Have Something That Constantly Tickles

And on tonight's episode of: "ME AND WHO??"

Um…you see… I Went a little bonkers on this one

Literally one of the hottest things a person can do, do this to me and I'll lose all cognitive functions

Yeah sorry I know I'm a little freak but I lowkey need this T-T

Begging every deity in existence for this mess to be heard:

clears throat

ME AND WHO???

(also mad respect and support for the politician who tweeted this)

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LET'S DUEL, FAIR AND SQUARE.

Trans politician Zooey Zephyr is getting twittercanceled by the right for tweeting horny Genshin Impact fanart. This is in fact a real thing

Ladies, take notes

Not all men might let you do this but I DEFINITELY would so go wild

holy MOLY

(link: https://reductress.com/post/5-sexy-fragrances-that-will-trigger-his-asthma/)

I'm not the kind of person who wants to psychoanalyze everything (sike I am) but I couldn't help but notice some correlations between the act of sneezing and male stimulation (since I SEEM to notice that men are the most frequent subject of induction, but correct me if I'm wrong, and obviously it also applies to women)

- If you think about it, it's all about stimulating a protuding, sensitive organ

- Causing it to move, contract and cause sharp reactions to the person receiving it

- With the release of various fluids

- And in the end a big, final outburst of fluid which also causes a large release of endorphins (no, really LOL)

That without counting every time I've read about someone wanting to "tickle to submission" a nose that is considered attractive because it's VERY BIG, with either it or the sinuses described with terms like THROBBING. Top it off with the obvious power dynamic in act between inducer and sneezer and I think I've said everything that needs to be said - obviously I'm not saying this is the truth so if you agree or think otherwise, don't hesitate to tell I'm eager to know about your experiences and opinions~❤️

WHAT'S GOOD MY FELLOW DEGENERATES :)

Aching for some snz roleplay right now, and since listing every single detail would be a bit redundant... I think I'll be coincise and just say that whoever wants to tickle this poor nose is free to hit me up~

I'll also make superfluous to say what my favorite induction method is, BUT I'm open to perfume, feathers, dust, tails and SO much more :>

(M4F)

I'm not saying my side kink for sneezing has been caused entirely by seeing this part of "Why Don't You" by Gramophonedzie when I was eight, but god DAMN did it help-

Flower/nature-themed characters who use their powers to mess with someone's allergies and looking gorgeous as they do so-

That's it, that's the post. If you look like this my dms aren't open, I'll kidnap you and bring you there myself

Hey

Need this :3

Well and even this year my spotify wrapped makes absolutely zero sense, I'm proud of myself