I Know I Have The Audience Of More Or Less Three People And One Guy That Is Just Lost, But PLEASE For

Women who aren't careful with their perfume and end up spraying it on someone's face causing him to inhale all of that pink mist and sneeze uncontrollably reducing him to a quivering mess hit me up

Begging every deity in existence for this mess to be heard:

clears throat

ME AND WHO???

(also mad respect and support for the politician who tweeted this)

tumblr.com

LET'S DUEL, FAIR AND SQUARE.

Trans politician Zooey Zephyr is getting twittercanceled by the right for tweeting horny Genshin Impact fanart. This is in fact a real thing

Somebody whip my cheek with this and I shall be the happiest man in the world 🙏

@hidemysoul literally us :>

"baby? my nose is bothering me."

"hm?"

"it tickles."

"you feel a sneeze?"

"uh huh"

"hold it in sweetheart."

"but-"

"no buts my love."

"it- i- hih-hih"

"shhh, shh"

the whines and whimpering 😩

The #1 incentive I have to contribute to the fight against the patriarchy is making society more prone to the idea of sub men such as me

You're telling me gender equality could lead to the normalization of women being in a position of dominance and/or control? Sign me the fuck in -w-

This might be very weird to say out loud but who cares you already know I'm insane

I've always been fascinated by the underlying reasons/appeals that brings someone to have a specific kink or fetish, and from what I've gathered a good deal of people here condier the snz stuff as a form of caring

-Or in general, the feeling of having someone in a distressed and helpless state, in this case because of a cold/allergy? That's the best way I can describe it and tbh I totally get it, but would LOVE to hear you guys' opinion on that!

Don't know how many are this view with me but, and I do say this seriously, I tend to see it as a kind of BDSM...? Not straight-up getting hurt, but in the case of sneezing more like the feeling of having something that's generally beautiful and alluring of someone (hair, flowers, perfumes etc) being capable of hurting his senses, make its way into someone's body and literally burn him from within, until the poor guy is a mess, left with his system broken and begging for relief or comfort. Fatefully attracted to that same person he is so sensitive to and suffering every time he gets a whiff of that intoxicating perfume or that silky hair grazes his nose.

I'm definitely NOT normal about this-

Okay I'm-

I'm just gonne leave this one here 👀

Real

I love reading about pathetic men sneezing. I love when they’re pathetic and horny and crying and squirming and embarrassed and awkward and sneezing through everything. What’s the goddamn point if he’s not a little worthless

could be us