Does... Does This Qualify As Snz Content...?

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Comin from the land of pizza and mafia here 🔥🇮🇹🔥 🇮🇹🔥

Where u guys from ?? Let me know 😊

This may sound weird but bear with me

The terms "kink" and "fetish" are often used interchangeably, but I'm sure many of you know their huge difference which is

A not inherently sexual detail and/or action that, when paired with normal sexual activity, makes the whole experience even whole arousing for kinks, versus

A not inherently sexual detail and/or action that, BY ITSELF, is enough to sexually arouse someone for fetishes!!

All that to say that when I see people fawning over, I dunno, characters sniffling, stifling their sneezes, blowing their nose etc, I really think those are instances of a snz fetish because 90% of the time it's caused by the sun, dust, or other similarly environmental causes. Or maybe even cats/pets, for which I won't express myself

And me, who I recently learned to have a snz kink, am there like "Yeah, this would be kinda hot if the sneeze was caused by someone gorgeous teasingly triggering their sneeze, but how tf am I going to simp just for the ALLERGENS??" XD

So yeah, more hot inducers please and thanks for coming to my TedTalk

The #1 incentive I have to contribute to the fight against the patriarchy is making society more prone to the idea of sub men such as me

You're telling me gender equality could lead to the normalization of women being in a position of dominance and/or control? Sign me the fuck in -w-

Literally one of the hottest things a person can do, do this to me and I'll lose all cognitive functions

Yeah sorry I know I'm a little freak but I lowkey need this T-T

I'm not saying my side kink for sneezing has been caused entirely by seeing this part of "Why Don't You" by Gramophonedzie when I was eight, but god DAMN did it help-

Hey baby can we go to bed? Yes I will constantly groan and sniffle because your perfume tickles me so much but I swear you won't even notice my hitching chest

And yes will snuggle and hold tighter to you for comfort, inevitably causing me to whimper more right besides your ear please bear with me

Just please be careful with your hair because it might go in my face and tickle my nose and I'm--iieehh-!

What to do when I have a stifled sneeze:

Handing me a tissue?

- Lame

- Boring

- What should I do with it?

Spraying a heavy dose of perfume all around your hair, neck and shoulders to then gently take my head and pull it closer so that I have to breathe in the dizzyingly irritating aroma until my eyes tear up and burn along with my nostrils and I sneeze repeatedly as you keep me hugged and softly whisper in my ear asking if I feel better?

- Hot

- Yes

- Yes please do that

- I'm on my knees

And on tonight's episode of: "ME AND WHO??"

Um…you see… I Went a little bonkers on this one