A Funny Theory About Leonardo Da Vinci Paintings

On the signs above the heroes it says "Honey sweets" and "Sky suits" (yes, there's an extra letter e, but who cares). Angels call the human body they are in on Earth a suit.

sweetest honey candies

It is dangerous to ask such a question to a person (or a snake) who looks at you like That. Crowley looks like he's thinking of swallowing Aziraphale whole. And then drink an extraordinary amount of alcohol.

Have you tried to give him gifts?

"Uh, does saving his human body count as a gift?"

No, it's not

Well, OK, what did you give your angel?

A fly.

Are you fecking kidding me?

Well, I also brushed my teeth.

A fly and a clean mouth? It won't work with mine.

A variant with memory loss?

It's kind of harsh.

Well, you know, everything is a little harsh for you - love spell, binding, molestation. Are you a demon at all?

Yes, I just have my own methods…

Whatever you say. Invite my and Gabri's grandchildren to your ineffable wedding.

"demonic growling"

It's always too late

An excerpt from Neil Gaiman's book "The Ocean at the End of the Lane":

"I said, "I'm sorry I let go of your hand, Lettie." "Oh, hush," she said. "It's always too late for sorries, but I appreciate the sentiment. And next time, you'll keep hold of my hand no matter what she throws at us." I nodded. The ice chip in my heart seemed to warm then, and melt, and I began to feel whole and safe once more."

I hope the next time, whenever and wherever it is, they will hold each other's hands.

When Aziraphale and Crowley talk about their work in Edinburgh, camera shows the stage again. At this time, Hamlet utters lines from the monologue "to be or not to be":

- The pangs of despised love,

and the insolence of office,

and the spurns that we are…

These lines speak of not approved love and oppression by arrogant and unfair bosses. Crowley can be seen emphasizing these words of Hamlet when he convinces Aziraphale safe the agreement.

List of references

Theories

a funny theory about Leonardo da Vinci paintings

Red-blue reflections.

The theory of Coffee and the Apple of Eden.

The theory of Gabriel's obsession.

The theory of Lesley and Maud (the first part).

The theory of Lesley and Maud (part two.)

A logic puzzle.

What grows in your (British) garden?

The theory of "The Hidden Morse Messages"

(Not) the theory of Cupid's arrows.

The theory of the Garden.

The theory of the name Anthony J. Crowley.

The theory of the name Anthony J. Crowley (addition).

My theory about Maggie and Nina.

Another theory about Maggie and Nina, plus a theory about coffee and death and a lot of symbolism.

Notepad

A note about the code from Crowley's safe.

A note on the Institutional problem.

What happened in the 1920s?

to save or not to save the agreement

It's always too late.

A couple of miniteories ("Staged" and the cycle of eternity)

The song dedicated to the demonic genius.

Fanfiction mini

Something magnetic.

demonic growling.

angelic groan of a martyr.

where talk about the ocean and sunsets?

The whims of Aziraphale rubric

The first whim.

The second whim.

The third whim.

A few chaotic memes on "Good Omens"

(I need a link-randomizer.)

The theory of the Garden.

The thought that in season 3 all will end in the garden (of Eden) seems comforting. The voice of God explicitly promised this. But the first season was an independent and complete story. In this film, several Chekhov's guns were suspended, and all of them fired in their turn (as they should in good literature and cinema).

"This story began as it will end in the garden of Eden with an apple," says the voice of God. This apple has caused trouble for people. And they were forced to escape from their comfortable place to the dangerous world outside.

This story ends as a mirror image.

Adam Young is forced to stay in the garden (of his house). But all the interesting is outside. Including a tree with forbidden apples. We can see there are already harvested apples near the bench where he is sitting in the garden. But he is interested in those that have not yet been collected - other people's apples. Of course, apples symbolize knowledge. And this time Adam runs away from his cozy garden of his own free will.

I assume that season 3 will not end in the garden.

Dark-n-Stormy

There is a Dark-n-Stormy cocktail on the menu today. According to some sources, it was invented in the 1920s in Bermuda by the British brothers. Ginger beer, lime juice and dark rum, which gives the drink the color of a thundercloud. I hope this drink will make it a little easier to wait for the S3. They say it helps with motion sickness (on an emotional roller coaster.)