Week One: Mystery

YALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS‼️

It’s fiddleford friday AND the day he first went to gravity falls!!!!

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Totally Real Legit Metalocalypse Movie Script Leak

PICKLES: Yeah but how exactly are we supposed to do this whole "chosen heroes of ultimate destiny" crap?

NATHAN: Yeah can't we get like a Facebones video or something to figure out how to defeat Salacia?

ABIGAIL: I'm sorry, you want...Facebones?

TOKI: Yeahs our cool cartoons pals alway knows how to explains stuff to us!

ABIGAIL: Guys I'm afraid there is no Facebones video on how to defeat Salacia to my knowledge.

DETHKLOK: (indistinct mutterings of disbelief)

MURDERFACE: Ugh juscht when we needed him moscht! That fucking dildo left us juscht like Charles!

ABIGAIL: That's because Charles is Facebones!

DETHKLOK: ...

NATHAN: What?!

SEVERAL SCENES LATER AT THE CHURCH OF BLACK KLOK

CHARLES: Boys, I know it's been a long time, but we don't have any more time to waste. Salacia's forces are closing in and the Black Klok is almost at zero. The hour of the Metalocalypse is upon us now and we have to be ready for it.

...

PICKLES: Do the voice!

CHARLES: I'm sorry the what now?

NATHAN: Yeah we miss that little goofball Facebones! And also you obviously ,but you're Facebones which means we missed the both of you!

RANDOM BLACK KLOK MEMBER: Wait a minute, you were the voice of Facebones this whole time? We seriously cracked Falconback before we figured out who the voice was?

CHARLES: It's an industry secret and there are serious consequences to anyone who violates the NDA. Or rather "were" but you get what I'm say-Look, the fate of the world is at stake right now and we're wasting time with all of th-

TOKI: Buts we wants Facebone!

SKWISGAAR: Yeahs we haven'ts seens hims in ages! I donts knows how wes even survives how without hims for this longs!

CHARLES: ...

DETHKLOK: ...

CHARLES: (using the Facebones voice) ...Hey guys, it's me Facebones.

DETHKLOK: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

CHARLES: *sigh*

Europapa!

I'm going to eat concrete thinking about the concept of Bill being kinda obsessed with Ford post-betrayal. Like Bill was very gleefully mocking Ford when he found out the truth and he probably thought it was hilarious that Ford went as far as to not question him and straight up worshipping him but then you get hints that Bill started to actually think Ford would continue to help him and maybe even that Bill saw himself in him. And like I DO think Bill might've considered Ford his closest friend by the time Weirdmageddon happened. Like this guy's relationships are shallow. He bosses his friends around and considering he can't even be honest to himself about his own feelings, I doubt he has any deeper conversations with anyone. But he shows to be willing to actually open up towards Ford. And he wants him to be on his side so bad. He asks Ford to join him three times. But not only do these two have an absolutely loaded past, but even Bill's affection towards Ford is... kinda shallow. Like it's still based on a ton of projection. The only way Bill can ever see Ford around him on the same side is if he accepts Weirdmageddon. And once Ford rejects that and diverges from Bill's wishful thinking, he's back to being Bill's punching bag. yknow

Dance , puppet boy!

Bill and space.My favorite topic.

It was an artik to order one man

TGIF! 📨

(Prints and stickers coming soon of this handsome and tired CFO)

All difficulties and hardships are behind...

Now you can relax on a sunny summer day in the shade of a tree, without thinking about anything, together with a friend.