Deadpool’s Instructive Video May Save Your Testicles

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WHEN YOU SURVIVE THIS (AND YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS) IT WILL BE FOR YOURSELF

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here's ur reminder that axolotl is NOT pronounced like "ak-suh-laa-tl" (or lot-ul), it is in fact a nahuatl word (that most commonly translates to "water dog" actually, very cute!) and is pronounced "ah-SHOW-lowtch" !!!!

i think abt this every time i see a post abt axolotls coz i just know there r so many ppl mispronouncing it and the thought bothers me. if ppl, esp white ppl, reblogged this to spread the word to those who may not be aware, i'd be very grateful. thank u!!

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

I made a rainbow ring that glows in the dark! check out on my tik tok and pls click share it helps boost number of views, although I totally get if u don't want to so heres the full video

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ4BrX9Q/

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loved how this 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 ring turned out gays also glow in the dark #lgbtq #lgbt🏳️‍🌈 #CashAppInBio #HappyHolidays #fyp #viral #GiftOfGame #dice

rainbow ring!!!

Enjoy your sammich

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

all video games should have a “I’m shit at video games but I’m curious about the story and I don’t want to watch a let’s play” mode