And Another Thing...

This is my purest form — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2T87neu

Best 4 minutes I’ve spent all morning!

Ask and ye shall receive. 

Khajiit once accidentally seduced Nazeem. Right on the porch of Breezehome.

It wasn’t supposed to mean anything, but it decided we must be friends.

Apparently it was very lonely.

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I laughed more that I should have at this

Jespar: I just really want someone to take me out.

Calia: Like, on a date or with a sniper rifle?

Jespar: Surprise me.

Sometimes I just want

To be broken and rest there

I'm so friggin' tired

Writing prompt:

When you enter The Cozy Coven, you are drawn, or compelled, to one of the little alcoves behind one of the woven and adorned curtains. There you sit until you are served. There are no menus, no fare boards, no servers to recite the daily offerings. The proprietors know exactly what you need and, if they deem you worthy, or if they just take a liking to you, you will receive exactly that.

In previous visits, you've received exquisite cloth, the sweetest nectar, and the most sumptuous stew you'd ever tasted.

Today, it is the alcove behind the green curtain with gold-frosted beads that calls to you. You take your seat and find you are served a dull, black rock; and when you touch it, it hums.

For all the Corvid enthusiasts out there, an endearing "fuck you" from a friend.

potty mouth bird

Thank you!

People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion” Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then?

jespar: hey, you okay?

prophet: what is…okay?

jespar: maybe get some rest?

prophet: my resting heart rate registers as a…

prophet: panic attack.

Side-effect of social distancing: people have forgotten how to drive...or they've forgotten that other people may exist on the road.