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Silly little fic idea

Peter Parker is kidnapped, wakes up in an unfamiliar place, two people are there telling a camera that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter starts acting like a normal kid; screa, crying, and telling them he’s not Spider-Man. They say they saw him change into the costume in an alleyway. He says he dresses up as Spider-Man for birthday parties for money cos he’s poor. They say he does tricks and they’ve seen him shoot webs. He says he knows parkour, that’s why he decided to cosplay as Spider-Man in the first place and he used small cans of silly string to use as fake webs. He’s hysterical and the kidnappers are like fuck we got the wrong guy. They somehow have vibranium cuffs so Peter couldn’t escape (that’s why he’s acting so they’ll release him). They decide to knock him out and dump him in a random alley, they punch him and he goes unconscious. Except he doesn’t, he’s still acting. They unlock the cuffs in his hands and feet and BOOM he quickly knocks them both out.

He turns to the camera that’s still rolling and says “wow I can’t believe that worked, I deserve an Oscar for that performance!” And he’s bowing to his metaphorical audience and maybe he does a little fake speech while wiping fake tears “I’d like to say thank you to my parents, who are dead, and to my uncle, who’s also dead, and to my aunt May who’s not dead. And Mr. Stark who helps me with my Chem homework. Also shoutout to Ned and MJ, I wouldn’t be here without you guys!” And then he’s like well let’s web these guys up, so he webs them to the wall and he grabs one of their phones and calls Mr. Stark.

Plot twist tho: Mr. Stark says Peter I can see you!! Peter is like what are you in talking about. And Mr. Stark says the camera was broadcasting to ALL OF NYC (how you ask, I don’t know, not my problem) Peter freezes and turns to the camera where he flips it off and asks Mr Stark what he just did and Mr. Stark yells “Peter you just flipped the camera off!” And Peter is like “so you saw me give my Oscar speech, and me web those guys up?” And Mr. Stark is like “yes we saw all of that!!” And Peter is like “so everyone knows I’m Spider-Man now? what should I do??” while awkwardly waving at the camera. Mr. Stark is like “I’ve been tracking the phone I’m on the way already, just turn off the camera!” And so Peter does and then maybe it goes more into detail about the kidnapping, the acting, and the aftermath of all this happening. Maybe everyone is shocked Spider-Man is a kid and other stuff.

Anyways yeah that’s my fic idea. I have another one that’s less funny and more serious too. Where like he gets kidnapped by a international human trafficking ring and they planned on either selling him to the highest bidder or using him as a prostitute. A little dark for me tho. He does escape tho and he ends up releasing other victims too. It has the same basic intro but a lot of differences. He’s still playful in the beginning but gets more serious once he realizes where he is and how many victims there are.

I read a fic where Billy and Chrissy were friends and I’ve never loved something more. They’re dynamic I the fic was cute and Iove them.

A lot of media I think is about hacking and the lesson that you shouldn’t type or record anything that you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Like when they hack a personal internet diary, and everyone sees all the mean things that person said. And then they say “well you shouldn’t have even recorded it!” I think that’s dumb, I write a bunch of shit I wouldn’t say to anyone because it’s all rude and stupid, but I write it down because I thought it. It’s my own thought and I feel like I shouldn’t have to worry about someone seeing them and judging me for my own personal thoughts.

I would like a fic where Billy’s special interest is just violent words. Like he knows defenestrate and just other words like that. And he just uses them to piss off the Party because he absolutely would.

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

I love going to old media I used to read and looking for new fanfics cos tell me why I was looking for The Black Phone fan fiction and all of a sudden there’s stranger things x The Black Phone fics where Steve is Finney???

My dog got out so we went driving to find her only to come back and see her waiting at the front door covered in grass

I was talking to my sister about confusing shows and I brought up AoT cos it is so confusing and she was like oh I never make it pass the 4th episode cos it’s so boring. HELLO???? SHE DOESNT EVEN SEE EREN TRANSFORMING INTO A TITAN

Harry Potter definitely has an ass and thicc thighs. All that quidditch and fighting. He is THICC