Was talking about Pride and Prejudice with my friend and I haven’t seen it so I asked what it was about, and she said it was about a woman with pride and a man with prejudice.
I have never wanted to punch her more.
I was talking to my sister about confusing shows and I brought up AoT cos it is so confusing and she was like oh I never make it pass the 4th episode cos it’s so boring. HELLO???? SHE DOESNT EVEN SEE EREN TRANSFORMING INTO A TITAN
I just finished Queen Charlotte and I thought that their love was so beautiful. And I wish that doctor Monro died a painful death. Also Lady Danbury and Violet Bridgerton are my favorite friendship 🤞🏽🤞🏽
I was having lunch with a guy friend and we were talking about shaving. I was saying the last time I shaved was mid-October and he was like “ew that’s so gross I bet u have long leg hair” and I’m like “I don’t shave if I’m just wearing pants and no one’s going to see” and he told me “well like isn’t it hard to put pants on with leg hair? Like doesn’t it stick to the pants?” HELLO???? WHY WOULD U THINK THAT???? I WAS BAFFLED. WHO TOLD HIM THAT 😭😭
I'm going craZY, I CANT STOP HEARING SONGS. I'M IN MATH AND I JUST HEARD WHEN I'm GONE.
Serendipity would be if AO3 had a filter that got rid of the fics u already bookmarked
You ever throw up but ur with friends so you keep it in your mouth and swallow it? Then excuse yourself without letting anyone know you did that to process what just happened?
Does boycotting Starbucks mean we also boycott their strategic alliances? Like are we boycotting Barnes & Noble too?
Who was gonna tell me Rhianna was in Bring It On: All or Nothing????? Or that there’s 6 Bring It On movies?!???!
My greatest pleasure in life is mixing up sport terms with other sport terms to fuck with people. Like in basketball, “oh he scored a touchdown!!” In football, “oh so does he get a free throw now?” In soccer, “wait why didn’t the ref stop him for traveling?” In track, “so there’s no red cards?” It’s really too much fun and you can keep on going