Dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My Name's Nico

His greed sickens me

GGZ Himeko: *staring in disbelief*

PE Himeko: *head in hand* oh my fucking god....

Mavuika: *holding back laughter*

CE Himeko: Girl. When we said "self destructive spiral required" THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT!

HSR Himeko: *covered in hickeys and hiding the crushing loneliness and the insanely toxic situationship with Kafka as much as possible* I don't see what you're talking about.

IT'S WORM WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

Just... Waow

FUCK YEAAHHHHH AN ANGEL JUST GAINED THEIR WINGS

IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW TUMBLR!!!

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

GIRLS AND GUYS AND GAYS PLEASE LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU WHILE I COOK ANYTHING YOU DESIRE

Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

Tumblr do y'all perchance have some good fanarts of pregnant Hilson? ><

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please