Dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My Name's Nico

oh my god

Woah mama I got teleported to a red swamp and now I'm scared

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.

So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day I’ve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (”times my ex made me cry” would be…a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!

Zaslechnuto na střední škole

"Pane učiteli, to je vaše moč?"

"Prší protože byla nějak vysoká ....ta vlhkost."

"Sto roků v šatně žil, mlčel jsem."

"Občas jsem trochu průprdnější"

"Každá palačinka, dobrá palačinka"

"Vztahy na začátku první světové - kdo s kým? proč? a za kolik?"

"Můj hroch stále nemá tričko."

"Ona vypadá jak Miloš Zeman"

"Dokud se nespáříte, tak vás nepustím!" *Pouštění Careless whisper dvoum plošticím* *Pouštění Cbat dvoum plošticím*

"já myslím, že Hurvínek by ustál waterboarding"

"kde máš zbytek svého otce?"

"Mentálně jsem na dně, ale geograficky jsem v prdeli."

"Freud se v hrobě tetelí."

"Děti nepodpalujte."

"Tahle učebna nemá žádné feng shui!"

"Pokřti mě ve slivovici, ať je že mě vesničan!"

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAAAAAAAAA

opinions on IHNMAIMS?

WOAH MAMA. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO WOAH MAMA YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORDS WOAH MAMA WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MAMA I WOAH FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WOAH MAMA. WOAH MAMA.

Omg what are you watching? ^^

my cinephile era is being revived and this will solve all of my problems 💘

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Meet glooble and glorbert guys!!

THERE ARE MORE IMAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM???