My razor once ran out of battery after shaving one leg, and I never found the motivation to shave the other after charging it, so I walked around with only one leg shaven for like a week
accidentally shaved the same leg twice and left one unshaven 😐
building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session
Whoa mama there's a secret shortcut around his castle, lemme show you, you're gonna love Liurnia <3
Woah mama I died to a spider thing
Hiiii!!! <3
when my mutuals spam like me i grin. like hi you horny mf lets fuck!!
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Pokud bych udělal speciální šestici na Cimrmanovy queer postavy koho by jste tam chtěli vidět?
HELP WHY DO I HAVE MY PERSONAL TRANSLATOR
Btw the quote was "You know what Saša? Go fuck yourself"
all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie
the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain
So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day I’ve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (”times my ex made me cry” would be…a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!
THERE'S MORE
❤️🧡💛
Me omw to have a misbatiage
eee!! he flew out of my pussily cavity!
Nico/Adora || huge Honkai fan || blog might contain some kink || enby bisexual, any pronouns || I swear I will make the blog aesthetic someday || for now enjoy boobed up Aventurine
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