PLEASE INVITE ME TOO

I'm a little slut for oranges

twitter is fucking incredible

Make 2014 about you!!! Kill everyone else

i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.

I'm czech but I had my first beer at 8 and started getting drunk around 12 ^^

Dear Russians ,

I have a sincere question.

....

IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

Searching for the "kudos" everytime my favourite local couple does something cute, forgetting this is real life and not a fanfic

just did my estrogen shot so well it was sooooooo easy anyone wanna give me some victory head since i was such a good girl ^_^