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Ginger Muscle Can’t Wait

Have been chatting online with a handsome late 30s ginger muscle boy. After many weeks of back-and-forth, we finally meet in a local watering hole after work. Was supposed to be just a meet-and-greet. But chemistry gets the better of both us. He and I get to chatting - he’s drinking a potent RedBull concoction, while I’m nursing a craft IPA. He’s masculine as hell ginger muscle boy - only slightly taller than me - and much wider in his tank top and perfectly trimmed ginger beard. Has loose shorts on, a jock, and a lubed hole. An hour or more of talking and touching and kissing - that’s how found out about the jock and the lubed hole. Making out at the bar, I put my hand down his shorts. He was standing up, so it was easy. Once past the waistband of his loose shorts, could tell he has a jock on. I instinctively went in to feel his boy hole while we were swapping some spit. As soon as I felt it lubed, I growled in his ear, started fingering him. The boy responded - clenching and releasing my finger. As I grabbed him rough by his thick neck and brought him in for a long tongued kiss while I pushed further into his hole - he just opened for me. Pulled back off his mouth to look him straight in the eye. He looks at me directly - and I can feel his hole squeezing my finger. “Fuck, boy, that’s making me feel good. What a talented hole.” “You’re a bad daddy, fingering my hole out here.” Me - without looking around “No one can see what we’re doing boy, or that your hole is mine tonight.” But we wanted more of each other. And that’s how we ended up in the Stalls bathroom. For about an hour of tasting and touching and licking and sucking and fingering and “do that again” and “bend over” and “daddy, your furry chest turns me on” and “your daddy dick tastes so sweet” and “put both hands against the wall, boy” where I get to see a beautiful man open his back and ass for me - thick neck, strong shoulders, corded arms, hairy ginger bubble butt poised - an image that will stay imprinted forever. What you see is the aftermath: My booted feet and his furry tree trunk ginger leg, my cum splattered on the wall and floor - what spurted out before that boy dove on and slurped up the remainder of my fat load. Two hypersexed pigs so into each other that they’re unable to wait for next time. Compliments flying - we were making out at the bar - hot and heavy - and one of the patrons - decent looking guy between our ages - comes over, taps us on shoulder, and says something like “way to go guys” - with a smile and a thumbs up sign - as he’s leaving. We stop, I smile, my guy “thanks.” Turn to my guy: “Seems as if everyone knows you, handsome.” He: “Naw man, it’s cause they see how hot you are.” Because there’s no reason not to let those compliments fly - in both directions - when you’re with someone that turns you on that much.

Makes me splooge

‪It’s been a big year 🤗💪🏼.‬

‪March-October-December‬

‪210lb-250lb-270lb‬

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I need to get more a use out of this good. I met another pupperino on Scruff here at the uni, but we haven’t met. Just goofed via text. But it’s nice to have some of that banter. I’ve been informally dubbed “dumb jockdog” which I’m all for.

In other news:

Week 5 @ 199

Nipslip

Pec motivation.

Lil' bulking update. Currently sitting flabbily at 111.7kg.