Shou Tucker Has One Of These

me: *gets 46 followers on this blog* me: wow that’s like,,, half the active and dedicated cosmere fandom on tumblr me: I’m cosmere famous

Adolin: for self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Shallan: okay babe.

Kaladin: alright.

Adolin: if you want to live, give me your money!

Shallan: bold of you to assume I have money.

Kaladin: bold of you to assume I want to live.

Adolin:

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

I’ve done some Twitter threads on this topic, so thought it might be nice to do a Tumblr post too. One of my pet peeves is when people act like adult fantasy (or sci-fi for that matter) is just a straight white dude thing and that diversity only exists in young adult fantasy. That’s such a disservice to all the authors of marginalized identities currently writing adult fantasy!

Authors and books below the cut, including links to Goodreads. I’m not providing trigger warnings (if I make the post too long Tumblr starts freaking out about it), but you can use the search function on Goodreads reviews to find more specifics. 

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Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”

*anything with a suspicious red splotch or streak on a white background *

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commie wallpapers with free stock photo birds

Image by Melanie Avis from Pixabay Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay Image by dolm06 from Pixabay

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

Pestilence walks the streets ☠️

you ever start rereading your WIP to get in the mood and write more and you get so caught up that when you get to the end you’re like “bitch? where’s the rest?” and you realize you’re the bitch and you have to write it