I wake up, I turn on Youtube, I see Unus Annus, and I continue with my will to live :’)
Yuu only had a 2 day vacation 😢
I swear I'm still alive, school is starting soon. 💀
how Abt silver? my knight...
sorrz 😔 I'm kind in love
Understandable he is very beautiful! ✨✨
Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-
Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed
Odysseus: what, no!
Penelope: that’s my husband
Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many
Penelope: I don’t give a shit
Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-
Penelope: And I would’ve done the same
Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors
Penelope: and you look fantastic
Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON
Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
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Unedited versions
Here. Have a over dramatic attention seeking bish.
This might sound silly but hear me out
Headcanons for Rook, Vil, Malleus, and Idia taking MC for a spin on their brooms, telling MC to hold on tight but then getting surprised when MC iron grips their waist for dear life
Idia Shroud:
Idia almost let out a surprised scream but to save his dignity, his mouth clamped shut after a brief surprised yelp. The tips of his hair began to turn pink but you weren’t paying attention to that, too focused on keeping your grip on him solid as your face rested on his back to protect you from the whipping wind.
Malleus Draconia:
Malleus had thrown out the comment as a slight joke, not expecting you to take him so literally. He was far more used to being the source of fear, of repelling the people he was desperate to connect with. Instead, you find safety in him, holding him tight and staying closer than most people would dare to. He was already fond of you but this only seemed to endear you to him even more.
Rook Hunt:
Rook was already feeling the electricity in the air but to have you so shamelessly cling to him while on a romantic broom ride? You were going to permanently reset the rhythm of his heart at this rate! He openly swooned at your bold behavior and the broom follows suit, leading you on a less smooth than expected ride. Rook was always in control but he wanted to see your cute reactions when you thought he wasn’t, looking a little too pleased with himself when he finally landed.
Vil Schoenheit:
Vil will admit his first concern was his hair, as he hadn’t known he was going to take you on a ride like this, but he forgot all about it when he feels your grip. You squeezed around his waist tighter than any corset could, and you’re much warmer too, a good deterrent for the frigid air. He supposed he was the one to issue the order and he did love that you were such a good listener, ready to tease you thoroughly once you were safely on the ground (and his hair was back in proper order).
Caved and drew fanart just for views smh
Late night ramen with Adeuce and Grim featuring my Twst oc, Yuna
made this edit to show how god damn chaotic this channel is. took 3 hours. ENJOY!