Hi. I’m Laura and I have a problem: I like to draw stuff that I insta-hate after I finish it. Also, I tend to add more hair on Marvin every time I draw him.
SO! This is a thing that needed a loooong time for me to finish. Hopefully it will entertain you for a bit, since this is a really shitty period. (Sorry if the texts are a bit convoluted, btw. Insomnia and other stuff hit me hard lately and I’m barely functioning…I was too lazy to sum stuff.)
Also I’m sorry, but I do not accept any version of Marvin that is not a bitch. I want his photo next to the definition of “an asshole“ on any dictionary, wikipedia, or whatever other media you use to find terms.
ALSO! Big preesh to @cgbk10 who was so patient to deal with me during this whole process. She helped me with phrasing and grammar, cuz english is a mysterious beast who I cannot tame at all.
BTW…IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME MORE CRINGEY COMIC PAGES, LOOK AT THESE:
Say goodbye
Chase
Rooftop
The worst part about TikTok being gone is not being able to watch tiktoks about tiktok being gone.
Update on the drawings! I really had to finish them so here you go!
Also, minor blood warning/injury in the next two photos since I felt that the two first drawings were lacking a little color for both the neck slit as well on the finger on the second image.
How about anti and robbie fusion? 👀👀 I want my boi robbie to be in a fusion–
Hmm what should we name this boy? AntiZombi? GlitchZombie? AntiRob? Anyway, this poor guy is falling apart at the seams. The fact that they keep picking at their sutures doesn’t help. Needs to stay away from knives because they might “accidentally” cut all the sutures and lose their legs again. They’re always tired and they speak in grunts. If they really needed to, they talk slowly and with a slur. One eye is a very light green, the other is sewn shut. Who knows what’s under there. They wear long sleeved black shirts because it’s easier to hide the blood. Carnivorous sloth
been howling at these for half an hour
This might sound silly but hear me out
Headcanons for Rook, Vil, Malleus, and Idia taking MC for a spin on their brooms, telling MC to hold on tight but then getting surprised when MC iron grips their waist for dear life
Idia Shroud:
Idia almost let out a surprised scream but to save his dignity, his mouth clamped shut after a brief surprised yelp. The tips of his hair began to turn pink but you weren’t paying attention to that, too focused on keeping your grip on him solid as your face rested on his back to protect you from the whipping wind.
Malleus Draconia:
Malleus had thrown out the comment as a slight joke, not expecting you to take him so literally. He was far more used to being the source of fear, of repelling the people he was desperate to connect with. Instead, you find safety in him, holding him tight and staying closer than most people would dare to. He was already fond of you but this only seemed to endear you to him even more.
Rook Hunt:
Rook was already feeling the electricity in the air but to have you so shamelessly cling to him while on a romantic broom ride? You were going to permanently reset the rhythm of his heart at this rate! He openly swooned at your bold behavior and the broom follows suit, leading you on a less smooth than expected ride. Rook was always in control but he wanted to see your cute reactions when you thought he wasn’t, looking a little too pleased with himself when he finally landed.
Vil Schoenheit:
Vil will admit his first concern was his hair, as he hadn’t known he was going to take you on a ride like this, but he forgot all about it when he feels your grip. You squeezed around his waist tighter than any corset could, and you’re much warmer too, a good deterrent for the frigid air. He supposed he was the one to issue the order and he did love that you were such a good listener, ready to tease you thoroughly once you were safely on the ground (and his hair was back in proper order).
adulthood gets such a bad rep and like yeah, a lot of adult things do suck (thanks, capitalism). but i do worry about what constant complaints about adulthood do to depressed kids and teens who feel trapped and sort of like adulthood is the only way out of their current situation.
so let me tell you, in case you haven't heard this ever, that in my experience, being an adult is 100x better than being a kid or teenager. being able to more or less control my living space and who i spend time with, being able to prioritize my health and wellbeing, being able to be who i truly am and pursue my interests and hobbies... all of that is worth the other dumb stuff, and none of it was possible when i was a minor. honestly, I've just gotten happier and happier the older I've gotten.
being an adult is GOOD. and it can be good for you too.
Praying for Idia actually because why is malleus so scary
Angy levi
Immediately uncool
Micheal my beloved