Still Don’t Really Understand How Some People Have Trouble Just Being Nice

mad scientists/oddly charming smart and nerdy gentlemen have my heart

mad scientists: *wear glasses, sickly, well dressed but disheveled, unhinged or get progressively so, want to play god or displays hubris fit to be smited by god, questionable morals*

me: that one I want THAT ONE

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

i happen to love musical hyde and the fact that the first person he killed was actual scum of the earth makes hyde even better

You know musical Hyde was bad, but at least first person who killed was a pedophile

please add more crystals n shit, make arsenic, make asbestos, hell put in the whole periodic table and all of the deadly shit u find in mines

Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

wasps

mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones

a biome that is just a parking lot

villagers can say fuck

scurvy

all blocks are infested

slime armor

ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block

climate change

in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty

asbestos

creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers

some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat

dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck

Long Cows

the wrath of a god that will not forgive you

weed

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

hi i'm horny all of them thanks

alive, dangerous game and bring on the men all have on thing in common

hello, walter white. before you is the bad. you have 5 minutes to break it or else it will be you, who is broken. im jigsaw

THEY DID IT!!!!