What a joy to see one of my favorite people/ characters ❤ being appreciated as the badass she is
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries is so underrated. The MC is a ridiculously fashionable lady detective in 1920’s Australia. Her oldest and dearest friend is a lesbian doctor who dresses like Katherine Hepburn, she finds a girl stealing shit on a train platform and is like “well guess she’s mine now”, her hired help is two communists, a gun enthusiast butler, and a little Catholic girl afraid of telephones. She speaks like 4 languages for some reason? She’s a domestic abuse survivor. She funds a lady race car driving club. She used her diaphragm to catch a deadly spider. She can fly planes. She’s kinky as hell. She used to be an army nurse. Just character of all time.
Day 5 of Funguary
Took inspo from flamenco dresses
Think form fitting and lots of ruffles
I tried to incorporate both looks/types as seen with the overall color + white dots
That'd be nice wouldn't it. Am I got people for that. So woooh me!
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
that’s it
that’s all
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
Funny Unnecessary Explosions.
Unnecessary Explosions.
I don't know if I've been scarred or not, but it is definitely entertaining
Where do they get flat chested.
These people
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free
and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her
and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”
so true!<3
*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*
They might still be alive
*Fictional character shot in the head*
I’m sure they could survive that
*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*
They’ll be ok
I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.
note to self (via daenreystargaryen)
this is me
Hello again this is days 15-21, just have one week left of fish february :_[ anyways…SHARK WEEK!!!!!!
I thought I wad the only one that said my child even though they're older and stuff
favorite character: *is taller, bigger, stronger and older than me* me: my sweet summer child, i must protect you at all costs, my son, you can count on me kiddo, i’ll never let you down, i’ll love you unconditionally