Did The Whole "Don't Hate What You Don’t Understand" Lesson We Were Taught A Million Times Over In

@stare-into-the-abyss

can I take this post into the abyss?

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

bET

support trans people.

I have no idea what this means but thank you :3

This was on my brain for days

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

Reblog if your name isn’t Josh

Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven’t seen yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!!

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

mutuals did u know that ily