You May Say I’m A Dreamer But I’m Not The Only One I Hope Someday You’ll Join Us And The World

My parents don’t even expect anything from me, and I’m still a let down.

— Iceland, probably

“You can excel at all levels “ …

English class (ft. Mood)

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

Okay, y'all better sit down because I've got a story to tell you. So, me and my friend are at the mall and find this Otaku store, and being the otaku's we are, went in. I found this fan and obviously had to have it. When I got home, I hid it behind my back, walked up to my parents, and said, "I got a Chinese fan!" And whipped it from behind my back, opening it up to show off this beauty called aph China. I don't think I've ever seen my parents more disappointed in me than that.

So some kid just got friend zoned and my friend, Steven, just starts chanting “ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”

turns out there’s a secret society of friend zoned boys in our school. They legit talk about how lonely they are

This is what you find when you actually clean the basement, an A&W tray that your mom stole in her early 20's.

For encouragement when you just can’t.

Hetalia Characters as Quotes from my Theatre Experiences

Italy: *plays out of tune guitar* “that was a c.”

Germany: “Make ballet masculine.”

Japan: “Salvation and greetings to you all.”

Romano: “Why are you holding a guitar it IS THE NEXT SCENE.”

Prussia: “Can I have some whiskey in this scene?”

Spain: “The first scene I’m in and I’m already stealing food.”

America: “Spoiler alert! You’re a nerd!”

Canada: “Spoiler alert! You read comics too.”

France: “You can call me daddy anything.”

England: “I’ve successfully broken into my own home.”

China: “Come check your boyfriend’s pants.”

Russia: “You may be wondering: where is my water bottle?”

Ukraine: “Removing your boobs? Okay.”

Belarus: “I do it to show dominance. Duh.”

Hungary: “ALPHA WOMAN.”

Austria: “I will pay you to stop playing We Are Number One.”

So when I was at my sibling cross country banquet, some kid got a bag of venison and a rock as a trophy. I love my school.