You May Say I’m A Dreamer But I’m Not The Only One I Hope Someday You’ll Join Us And The World

One time in elementary school, a teacher was a bag of mm's for Halloween, but her costume was a trash bag with Eminem's face taped all over it, and she asked our class what we thought she was and I blurted out "White trash" and that's the story of how I almost got a detention in the 3rd grade.

Even Daffy Isn’t Sure Anymore

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You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one I hope someday you’ll join us And the world will be as one

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“You can excel at all levels “ …

You know what they say about grandfather clocks...

They’re old timers.

This is what you find when you actually clean the basement, an A&W tray that your mom stole in her early 20's.

I cannot pay off your student loans, swap your overbearing boss with Michael Scott, or make your boyfriend stop picking his nose. However, I can once again bestow on you the best headcanon in all of ATLA, this time in Marvel memes…

(A sequel to this post.)

I lowkey love doing this—so give me a) some sort of headcanon, monologue, or rant you want to see done in memes, and b) if there’s a specific genre of memes you want me to use!

So some kid just got friend zoned and my friend, Steven, just starts chanting “ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”

turns out there’s a secret society of friend zoned boys in our school. They legit talk about how lonely they are