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Two ingredients cake 😱 📷: @buzzfeedtasty

mom, do you have any favourite recipes?

Hello, dear! 💛🍯I’m gonna recite one of my favorite kinds of cookie recipes to make!They’re creamy, delicious, fluffy, chocolatey cookies! 🍪

💛 Ingredients 💛~ – ~🍪 2 cups flour 🍪 ½ tablespoon of baking soda🍪 ½ teaspoon of salt 🍪 ¾ cup of melted butter🍪 1 cup of brown sugar 🍪 ½ cup of honey *my special ingredient*!🍪 ½ cup white sugar🍪 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract 🍪 1 egg🍪 1 egg yolk 🍪 2 cups of chocolate chips *or more if you like!*~ – ~

💛 Directions 💛~ – ~🍪 Preheat oven to 325° F, grease cookie sheets🍪 In a separate bowl, sift the flour, baking soda, and salt together, and set it aside 🍪 In another bowl, cream the melted butter, brown sugar, and white sugar 🍪 Beat/whisk in vanilla, egg, and egg yolk into the same bowl until mixture is light and creamy🍪 Then, mix in the sifted ingredients until it is well blended🍪 Stir in chocolate chips using a spoon🍪 Drop cookie dough ¼ cup at a time onto prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart🍪 Bake 15-17 minutes in the preheated oven, cool on baking trays for a few minutes before transferring the cookies elsewhere to further cool!!🍪 Finally, eat up!! Lots of yummy cookies for your tummy!! ~ – ~If you make these, please show me how they turn out!! I would love to see, dear! I’m probably going to make some soon, too!! 💛🍪💛

Leonardo da Vinci — La Belle Ferronnière. detail. circa 1490–1496

From a comrade:

You know, I’m pretty much 1000% OK with anyone in Houston jacking a flat screen.

I mean, you’re gonna have multinationals rip rare Earth metals out of Africa at gun point and ship ‘em to China to be assembled into a TV in some factory where they got nets on the roof to stop 'em from jumping off. You’re gonna put it on a boat crewed by a bunch of Filipinos who are gonna find out when they get to port that the boat owner defaulted and isn’t paying 'em, and if they complain they’ll get blacklisted. Slap that shipping container onto a truck where the trucker is in debt and working at almost no profit margin, from an owner-operator scheme, and can’t even unionize because he’s “not a worker”. Slap the TV into some big box store where an 80 year old woman whose benefits got cut is working the register because her son can’t support her any more because his factory job got “outsourced” to prison labor and now he works at a burger joint while pundits shout that if burger flippers wanted better wages they should have learned to work in manufacturing. Now, have a hurricane run through town and flood the place, after fossil fuel companies spent decades paying politicians to ignore the warnings while they rip up the mountains and the prairies, poison the water and the air, and hot-box the whole planet, so we’ve got “100 year” and “500 year” storms happening every couple years.

THEN, you take some guy whose farm went belly up because US government-subsidized corn flooded into Mexico, and whose hometown got overrun by cartel fueled by US drug money, so he ran across a border to make a living in Texas, and he and his family decided not to run from the storm because ICE is deporting every undocumented worker they catch back to God knows what future.

- and THAT motherfucker decides, once the whole city is flooded and everything is hell, “Fuck it, at least I can watch Game of Thrones in HD next season!”.

THAT’S where you draw the line?

Azuma Makoto, a 38-year-old artist based in Tokyo, launched two botanical arrangements into orbit: “Shiki 1,” a Japanese white pine bonsai tree suspended from a metal frame, and an untitled arrangement of orchids, lilies, hydrangeas, and irises.

There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There’s no knowing where we’re rowing Or which way the river’s flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing ‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!

Gene Wilder / Mel Stuart’s Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

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