Dontkickmyshin - Ur Mom

For extra cash, the League of Villains open up an advice hotline.

Caller: “My boyfriend cheated on me, what should I do?”

Toga: “You deserve better. Stab him.”

Dabi: “Cheat back and burn his house down.”

Twice: “Have an in-depth conversation about the consequences of his actions and how it’s effected you, then reflect on what kind of partner you want for your future. Consider where you see the relationship going from that point on and base your decision off all the information you’ve collected. Don’t be afraid to do what’s best for you.”

Toga: “…”

Dabi: “…”

Twice: “…Then key his car!”

Toga: “Yeah!”

Dabi: “Thanks for calling.”

Caller 2: “Hi! My Dad’s an asshole—“

Dabi: “Kill him.”

Dabi, hangs up.

Caller 3: “So, uh… I have feelings for my co-worker— well, he’s more like my boss… and I’m not sure if confessing my feelings would be appropriate. Mainly because the work we do is pretty dangerous—“

Toga: “Spinner is that you?”

Caller 3 hangs up.

⚠️ (For legal reasons, pls do not follow the League’s advice.) ⚠️

This was my Roman Empire ❤️

The universe pushes them together without their knowledge in completely different projections.

Somewhere they are chasing a serial killer, and both dying from bullets and injustice. Here they listen to the catchy tune while applying enormous amounts of eyeliner.

This is so ironic, Matt thinks, looking at Mello.

Mello always carries a rosary on his pistol with him. Of course, the God that Mello honors so much wouldn't like it... Matt is always smoking a nervous cigarette with the calmest and most imperturbable face.

Their attributes seem to be the red thread between them. It doesn't break.

They will always find each other.

inspired by NA NA NA - MCR

another version, less saturated

so eye-opening to understand that self-love and self-sufficiency are inherently different concepts. if you enjoy going to places alone, cooking alone, taking a walk by yourself, you’re self-sufficient—able to both rely on and luxuriate in your own company in instances where you’re on your own. but self-love has more to do with how compassionate you are to yourself when you make mistakes: with understanding that failure is human, that it’s unavoidable at times, and that you should be kind to yourself when it happens rather than critical of your shortcomings. this is why the whole adage that “you can’t truly be loved by someone else until you love yourself” kind of falls flat for me. finding someone else who’s emotionally secure & available has been proven to help you become more compassionate/kind/patient to yourself (self-love), even if you already know how to spend time alone (self-sufficiency). confusing these two things has led people to mistakenly believe that wanting human connection means that you can’t rely on yourself, when in reality it’s perfectly valid to want a bond that strengthens your self-esteem and encourages you to pursue life the way you want to

Them afterwards tho:

Found this in a spooky tunnel at an abandoned brick factory

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

whatever the joker's gone through i've been through worse

I keep thinking about her (mysterious fanmade teaser for Netflix's ASoUE)

ok because I have wolf keum brainrot and chapter263 reconfirmed that he was practically unknown, prior to his entry to the union- i just wanna know what his backstory is (asking for the hundredth time).

like, it's so off that someone like wolf, who gets into fistfights regularly, managed to remain inconspicuous throughout middle school, enough that most people didn't even know what he looked like prior to his union debut. he has pastel purple hair.

the only plausible explanation i can think of is that he wasn't getting into fistfights regularly in middle school, which is also weird because every flashback we have of him from then is of him fighting?