I Got This Email From Tumblr And It Cracked Me Up! I Love That A Major Media Company Sent An Email With

There’s a movie called “Suck Balls”!?!?!? Can’t wait to see this one!

Nothing calms down a slut faster!

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I can’t even wrap my fucking head around this.

My Ball Loving Slut

I’ve posted a lot about how you should have your slut worshiping plenty of other balls, and I want you all to know I put my money where her mouth is. She was fucking a dude pretty regularly last year, and I asked her if she showed love to his balls. She said: Her: “Yeah, I lick and suck them a lot.”

Me: “Does he like that?”

Her: “Not that much, but I do it anyway.”

Me: “Why, do you like his balls?“

Her: “No, their really hairy, but it’s the best way to get  him to blow a really big load.”

Me: *Proud*

I want you to use my mouth to keep your balls warm while you blog.

I like your style slut. Now that winter is here, I could use a mouth to warm up my balls while I post about wonderful sluts like you.

How to sign off?

So I’m thinking I want to go out with a bang? Something big. What do you suggest? What have you always wanted to see from this blog that you haven’t seen yet? Lets fuck this place up!

So long, perverts!

Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.

When your slut is out on a date with one of your friends, it’s always good to hear that she paid the proper respect to his balls. You’d never hear the end of it from all your friends if he told them she ignored the balls!

I'd love to just lick and suck a guy's balls and ass all day. And then if I do a good job, maybe he'd even let me suck his cock as a reward.

You bring up an important point here, dear slut. Showing love to a guy’s balls and asshole really shows that you’re worth having over for a blow job every now and then. Especially if you’re hoping for bus fair home. So your instinct of spending plenty of time licking and sucking the balls and asshole is spot on. I would maybe even spring for an Uber home if you really got your tongue all the way in there to polish my prostate like you’re supposed to. 

My coworker is a filthy slut. We have both bonded over our love of the balls. She loves to suck balls but her husband hates it when she touches them. I love to get my balls sucked but my girlfriend won't touch them. Is it cheating if she sucked my balls since we are both ball deprived

First off, thank you for your awesome fucking question. Now. Yeah, it’s cheating, but depriving a slut of the mouth full of balls that she craves is a much worse crime than cheating. You don’t marry a filthy little slut unless you understand that she needs to feed often. Denying her needs is just cruel. And your girlfriend needs to understand that testicular neglect is one of the worst crimes against humanity. So, it’s cheating, but I’d call it justifiable cheating. So neither of you should feel guilty when she’s slurping your sack like she was meant to. 

Thank you again for your spectacular question. We loved to see some pictures of your balls in her mouth next time you write!