Do You Have Hairy Balls? They Are My Favorite, So Salty And Delicious😍👅

We have a winner

I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

My Ball Loving Slut

I’ve posted a lot about how you should have your slut worshiping plenty of other balls, and I want you all to know I put my money where her mouth is. She was fucking a dude pretty regularly last year, and I asked her if she showed love to his balls. She said: Her: “Yeah, I lick and suck them a lot.”

Me: “Does he like that?”

Her: “Not that much, but I do it anyway.”

Me: “Why, do you like his balls?“

Her: “No, their really hairy, but it’s the best way to get  him to blow a really big load.”

Me: *Proud*

The best way to complement a slut on how well she takes a face fucking is to let her have a break and suck on your balls for a minute. It really lets them know they are doing a great job.

Your posts turn me on and get me so wet. Thank you for this

I’m glad to hear that you little slut. I hope you can enjoy it and get some new ideas for the next time you have some balls in your mouth.

Nothing interesting, just wondering if you're a man or a woman

I am a man. Thanks for asking.

Nothing calms down a slut faster!

Funny Pictures -

Little Oral Andie really knows how to polish the plums. Go get it, girl.

When you find a slut who really makes out with your balls, she’s worth keeping in your slut rotation. She’s earning her bus fare back home, here.

Lucky so and so...

Okay folks. I have to take a moment to give my woman some props. Ever since I told her a few years back that I love having my balls played with, this woman has made it a point to show the sac some serious love. The things this woman can do to a pair of balls is amazing. She could teach a class on all the ways to caress, tickle, gently scratch, lick, kiss and tease. I guess it helps that she loves when I blow a huge load all over her, and she knows the math: the more she stimulates the balls, the more load they produce. Anyway, unlike a lot of dudes who write sex focused blogs, I can't complain that I'm not getting the thing that I love.