When Extremely Angry, Bh Will Start Speaking Ancient Languages Not Suitable From The Mortal Mind. As

Bonus w Miss Penumbra>>

Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Alastor I think you have some competition (not very good competition) in the creepy face category

Also what do you guys think of the idea of the princess of hell trying to rehabilitate demons? And Charlie in general?

"He is scary as hell!!! And I live there HA! Also, Mr Black Hat really does not like the idea at all!"

-The Radio Demon

asylum au belongs to @zwagyzonk (marry me pls)

[Black Hat barges into Flug's lab]

Black Hat: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!?

Flug: What does that even mean??

Has this been done yet?

A Plagarised Tumblr Post

Flug: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat.

Dem: Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical…FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOW BEYOND THIS PINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.

BH: Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft, If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

Dem: Well you did ask.

BH: Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

Flug: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.

Dem: Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs. of meat.

BH: Plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Flug: Thank you, Old Witch with Candy House side of tumblr.

BH: Don’t forget about bacon.

Dem: -casually whistles the Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle-

(og post)

Crack Theory: Hat Island is smack dab in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. All the missing planes that pass by there was actually shrunk by Flug :D

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THAT’S BLOODY GENIUS

What if Flug IS a Mimikyu, I mean he’s smart, he could build a body with a translator in it

He’s what happens when a Mimikyu stops trying to be like Pikachu and turns to mad science instead