What if Black Hat’s gloves are not only for show but because if he touches you without them you’ll die instantly.
I wouldn’t be surprised
Black Hat has the power of science and anime by his side, he's truly unstoppable
Once he channelled both at the same time and that’s how Demencia was created
One time, Flug and Demencia went to Starbucks and Dem attempted to order a burger.
To this day Flug still wonders whether she was kidding or not
“Wait,” Huey sputtered, “I thought you said you guys were a band?”
“We were,” Donald replied. “Saving the world was just a side gig.”
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i have artblock and this doodle is the best thing i could draw after 2 hours.
Reblogs encouraged. If you repost then your bones are mine 💕
He’s up next O_O
I had a mini-heart attack because I thought he was talking about the pilot but lol no, is just another joke from Alan.
Happy national hat day !
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Flug: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat.
Dem: Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical…FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOW BEYOND THIS PINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.
BH: Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft, If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
Dem: Well you did ask.
BH: Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
Flug: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.
Dem: Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs. of meat.
BH: Plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.
Flug: Thank you, Old Witch with Candy House side of tumblr.
BH: Don’t forget about bacon.
Dem: -casually whistles the Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle-
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